https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/27/meet-millennials-already-planned-funerals-10632597/

@C1PHER
Either way, not buying Splinter's story, and that totally fucked up that woman is being charged. 👿👿👿👿
@Putz
Uh... Ya. Good thing I switched to history. 😒
@Spanners
Uhm... I've planned my funeral. My dad's planned his. My ex-wives planned thiers...
It's thier DEATHS they haven't planned...

uncle sam is paying for mine, i don't care what happens to my corpse, feed it to pigs, i got no family to leave ashes to

@Spanners that quote is describing the most irreverent, mindless-entertainment funeral I can imagine. Plus the dude who said it will probably die from aids.

The pictures of the folks in question are what really got me in this one

This self centered entertainment culture is just terrible

It’s sad how entitled people are.

I’m paranoid that I’m infected with this sick ideology

the quickest way to find out is to see how long you can unplug

😐 oof. That’s hard now because like talking to people on discord.

I used to be really good about being unplugged - it’s why I’m practically a boomer with technology

do the 0s and 1s on discord matter? when you are in that accident and your life flashes before your eyes, will discord be in that flash?

No

It will be my family, friends, and what I’ve done in life - character-wise.

exactly

And a hint of excitement. Lol

@Putz do you really have no family?

no children to leave my ashes to

i have family

Are you married

yep

Do y’all want children?

and she will get the same spot in the wall the government sticks me in

no, i got a vasectomy at 21, i've been married for 20 years as of (13 days ago) , children were never an aspiration of mine

nor my wifes

Oh.

Are you a Christian?

@Putz

nope

Are you open to being a Christian?

as open as anything i guess, i am not pursuing religion if that's what you mean

Ok.

Has anyone ever shared the gospel with you?

yep, i have been to bethany, mt nebu, the dead sea, etc etc etc

Interesting

Ok.

most Christians don't even know what bethany is

It’s a location mentioned in the Bible.

the baptismal site of jesus christ

Lazarus was risen from the dead there too.

well that's two different bethanys