Message from @Dan V
Discord ID: 650061718902407193
Alright boomcel.
Have you never even interacted with a woman before?
I thought the one upside to being a boomer was you trade in your wife for a newer foreign model every few years.
Tired of washed up Ohiothots?
Ok nigger.
Imagine being a Dixishit and criticizing the goddesses that Ohio produces.
My girls are based. Thots here unironically support the Confederacy.
Cringe
Just cause you can pay them in cheap meth
<#266396659062145025> you inbred quadroon
Ohio is king of men wrestling for balls
No X
Sorry fam, you must have at least 3 beauty queen wins to talk in this chat.
How many Ohio presidents?
Imagine talking your state is so pretty you change name to Russian thots
Want to try that again, but in English this time, Dixishit?
So... second most Presidents, and the best among them, and the most beauty queens?
Not to mention, how did old Bobby Lee do against Sherman?
Not so great, huh.
Imagine if all of your generals were the laughingstock of the world...
Space is rightful Ohio clay. Correct Leaf.
*Wright Brothers*: invented the airplane
*John Glenn*: invented space
*Niel Armstrong*: invented the moon
*All of Virginia*: had sex with their siblings. And nothing else.
>best among them
Actually Calvin Coolidge was a northeasterner, not that I hold it against him
Oh also:
*Virginia*: produced Africa tier generals that got btfo.
@A. Spader
And he had nothing on based WHH.
Virginia produced the greatest generals, it's generals were so good only other Virginia generals could beat them.
Spend your entire life genociding feather nogs. Get elected President. Can't genocide feather nogs anymore. Die of a broken heart.
@Old Man Hound
Cope more, loser.
Go take a look at those stars and stripes above your state house.
Brought to you by based Bill Sherman and U.S Grant. Both from where again...?
>be Dixishit
>lose war
>cry moar
Imagine being proud of being a Yank
Having trouble thinking of put downs for Ohio
Cause all I know it's that Cleveland tourism video.
It's like the Jordan of states. Not even Turkey level.
>brags about not knowing things...
The absolute state of Dixishits...
Dixieland best land.
No one ever said I wish I was in Ohio away, away
We have sexy girls in suits that trigger yanks and the coloreds.