Don't you guys know Ohioans are the master race of people?

@Neon_Flipflop Gets it.

@Neon_Flipflop that explains why everyone else hates them, I guess.

^

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again Youre not wrong

Jealousy breeds contempt.

Pretty sure it's familiarity

Sure, but you're also a Dixishit.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist you're not wrong. We are a hateful people.

https://youtu.be/muPyMLE5OtM

Just like a Yankee to be proud of burning non-combatants out of house and hearth.

Burning any Dixishits is based and redpilled.

Not our fault your women all look like men.

*cries in confederate*

*clutches pillow tightly**

Also... because OF COURSE THERE IS

Daily reminder: Dixishits aren't even human.

We're better.

Uber you could say.

*ubersüdstaaten*

Until you lose a dog to an alligator you haven't lived.

Unter*

Spoken like a person who still has a dog.

I'm more worried about Dixishits losing their virginity to their siblings...

I'm more worried about you Northern boys committing more hate crimes when you find out your wives do more then just listen to the BBC.

>t. Inbred quadroon.

Dont make me make Irish drinking jokes.

They write themselves.

Or they would, if the Irish ever worked at anything.

Good thing I'm not Irish then...

Ok well

My pigs got loose and I gotta go catch them before the gators or Bubba does.

So I am having trouble determining if this bartender is one of the Chosen or not...

What sort of a bar is it? Does it have mitzvah on the end?

It's a microbrewery.

She's got a really nice rack, but an extremely suspect nose.