Spoken like a person who still has a dog.

I'm more worried about Dixishits losing their virginity to their siblings...

I'm more worried about you Northern boys committing more hate crimes when you find out your wives do more then just listen to the BBC.

>t. Inbred quadroon.

Dont make me make Irish drinking jokes.

They write themselves.

Or they would, if the Irish ever worked at anything.

Good thing I'm not Irish then...

Ok well

My pigs got loose and I gotta go catch them before the gators or Bubba does.

So I am having trouble determining if this bartender is one of the Chosen or not...

What sort of a bar is it? Does it have mitzvah on the end?

It's a microbrewery.

She's got a really nice rack, but an extremely suspect nose.

Those two together usually mean...

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist come get in voice ya tater Americans

Kind of in the middle of something, fam.

Picking up the jewess? That's ok, bring her too

Kek.

@gaydadsbear headset dies. Be back in 15

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again kkk

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist You are the kind of person who needs to get punched every so often

we doing some boxing @WilfredWit ? im down to step in the ring with you 🙂

i like that stuff

People who say that aren't likely to do much actual boxing

to say what?

what he said or me? lol

Him.

oh lol. i was like uhhh....my gym might beg to differ

Everyone has a plan until you "punth them in that mouth"

and then your hand gets cut on their teeth

Yea. I'm also not Mike Tyson.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4434333/

here found one with pics too

regarding fight bites

its not from the guy biting you, but from punching them in the mouth and a tooth breaks and cuts your hand.

this one was pretty far in there

Let's not

i thought i was cool as long as it wasnt like super graphic?

Ouch.

trying to spoiler it for ya @C1PHER