I thought you were like the Ohio Ron Swanson or something

A. I work for the Feds, not a local government.
B. Contractor, not civil servant.
C. You're actually not that far off.

Lol

Plus, the agency I work for is WAY more high status than some Parks department.

Yeah, they make sure the chicken eggs are actually grade A

>government agency

>high status

Ok Boomer

Hmm. NPS?

CPS

Kek

child porn seizure

he goes door to door not for your guns

but for your cheese pizza

@Nyaboron
Pretty much.

Does CPS actually do any of that? I thought that was all FBI

Why would you bring up the FBI when talking about where I work...?

😒

No reason simply unrelated

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Ok fed.

If we were to talk about boom boom sticks how many would you say have all the paperwork?

Ok boomer.

please be more specific and post deets

Well this guy on discord name Nyaboron told me about his sawed off shotgun

he said he was getting ready to rob the post office near his house with it

that it'd fit perfectly in his jacket

and he promised he was not with the FBI

he asked me if I liked his idae and wanted to do it where I live

stop falseflagging alphabet bois

or I'll get a TSA boy to head over and randomly search you

u can smuggle an ar in your prison wallet

I heard a breakdown of the prison wallet. Did you know how much currency you can carry in there? It's like nature's backpack. And women can carry twice as much.

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Fine ladies have carried an entire glock and ammo box in there.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

I'm a scholar. I scholate information.

There was a whole npr episode about it.

>npr