And Shire is Minnesotan.

Who is it then? Torturing poor Neon wouldn’t be nice.

Neither would Vanessa

Lol. I don't know why you all assume it's someone you know.

Just think of the Burning pettchuli stench of all those Californians.

You know I have offline interactions, right?

Well then who is it??

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@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Not sure why we wouldn’t assume that

Lol why do Californians smell like patchouli

Abagail S lives in California?

Wew

Fondy? <:DeusThonk:639264251688779786>

Patchouli and fail.

@Old Man Hound :0 you’re right Abby is Californian

Exactly

Burn it to the ground while she’s not there. Then comfort her while she looks on in horror at the smoldering hell-scape that was California

Lol the ultimate plan

Lol. Based.

More hell scape you mean.

Hell’s ape?

Oh I guess this is the perfect time to ask this, do you all know who Huell Howser is? Or is that just a Californian thing?

Let's not monkey around here with human lifes.

@Weepy no clue

Monkey lives don’t matter

Who dat is?

That's a pretty bananas thing to say.

@Nutz @Old Man Hound you both are awful

Something awful.

@A. Spader thanks Florida Man

@Black Cat lol you out of all of them should know! He was a host of California’s Gold which was kind a like a travel show that was really popular. I guess I went my whole life thinking everybody knew who that was. Huh.

I've been in California for less than a year, I've spent most of my life in the South lul

I've also convinced my wife that we need to leave ASAP, so...

Oh no wonder lmao

@Black Cat
See, if you weren't born there, you may not need the gas.

Exactly ^

Are you in a big city or out in the country?

I hear the country folk in California are pretty based

Big city 😦

And I'm New Orleanian by birth, which may be its own can of worms depending on how you feel about our... foibles

Naw