@McFansy Hey, it's current year. We all have the collective memory of goldfish.

People remember fraudulence though, so if he's downlow, he better get his passions under control.

If he didn't attack anyone else, it might not of been really a thing. But people like to see comeuppances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5BJVO3PDeQ new internet historian video

@Avald wow that pulls on the heart strings.

Need some people to play that game with

Need PS+ too...

yeah it was a good video

better journalism than anything else tbh

Yeah, I was pretty surprised by it. I also heard an apologist claim that they had to start from scratch after the flood, and that was why they didn't finish, so I'm glad he mentioned that wasn't true.

Okay, guys, I have the ultimate challenge...

Which would you rather have...

A Wookie best friend, or your own Lightsaber?

Does the lightsaber come with the ability to use the force?

Nope.

The Wookie also DOESN'T owe you a life debt, but he's still your best friend.

Doesn't change my answer, Wookie best friend

Me too.

Like, you could fucking kill yourself with a lightsaber.

Wookies are fucking useful.

That's why the Empire enslaved them the second after they took power.

I think the logical conclusion of all Star Wars lore is that all reasonable people everywhere should join together and burn every force user they can find like witches.

I can't really argue with this.

And like you said, a lightsaber without being able to control it with the force is basically a suicide device.

You know, since this whole thing begins and ends with Palpatine pulling the strings, not only was he the real main character, he won in the end.

Rey struck him down, and his bloodline will carry on the force.

She's not a "Sith", but hey, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

He couldn't achieve immortality in the temporal sense, but he certainly did it in every other way.

By having a family to continue his bloodline, and especially by ensuring that people will tell his story for centuries to come.

Indeed.

I mean, he is the GOAT when it comes to the Force.

He managed to teleport his corpse out of the Death Star before it burned up in the core, and back to Exogul. His Spirit lingered, bound to his corpse, and he still got his cultists to preserve it, try to clone him a new one (That's how we got Snoke), all while manipulating the remains of his Empire as it was becoming the First Order, and turning Ben Solo to the dark side.

That's just the stuff he did in the Mouse's shit trilogy.

In the prequels he was so powerful he was able to block the entire Jedi order from seeing into the future, with only Yoda being able to kinda resist it.

He then beat Yoda's ass all over the Senate room.

I'd go with Wookiee best friend

Could probably start a sitcom 🤔

The question is, would he be the straight man or the funny guy?

So are Matt and Blonde attempting to set up a dating site now?

maybe i can meet some hot femoid

protip: addressing a woman as "femoid" regardless of how many times she tells you her name or to stop is a guaranteed way of building attraction