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Wew

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Yes, I in fact lolled at *proper punctuation...*
No, I'm not ashamed. Embarrassed, but not ashamed.

I saw a video with Keanu Reeves doing the ninja run. Pretty sure it's all set up and the plan is final at this point

@tomhastherage I cant dance for shit and I still watched his videos about dancing though I dont know why tbh

@scaevola yeah me too... that girl he dances with is 🔥

The sword forging was some of my favorite stuff

so maybe I do know part of the reason why I watched

I really like forging videos in general so when he does them👌

@Beemann wait are you going to area 51?

I'm really curious if people will actually show up

Ok fuck. I DEFINITELY have to do some work. Seeya guys

Apparently my buddies are. News to me
And it seems like people are showing up to have a party nearby

Beeman friends with Keanu Reeves confirmed!

That would be pretty sweet. I've heard he's a cool dude

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@Mandatory Carry ?

Making a baked potato in the oven?

I wish I had more time for cooking. Man this capitalist system is really oppressing me right now.

Oh, my bad, nevermind.
That belonged somewhere else...
Oops.

I'm imagining just a single potato, wrapped in foil, nothing else in the oven. An empty kitchen. The timer counts down...then you eat it plain. No butter or anything. Just pure potato. Piping hot.

@scaevola ok maybe there's room for a few drag queens, but no pedophiles. If youre attracted to kids you need to GTFO

...of earth preferably

Attracted to kids and acting on it is two different issues

Its hard for me to tell which ones of these people are just degenerate as fuck and which ones are actual pedophiles. If someone makes any sort of sexual advances towards a kid, for example sending them child pron on the internet, thats obviously to much, but drag queen story hour is just degenerate I think. I wouldnt let my children be at such an event of course.

God gives trials for people to overcome. Pedophilia could be one of them, just like homosexuality

@Putz people attracted to kids should still be seperated from society and brought into institutions where they can get help

@scaevola help of the electroshock variety?

I dont know how to cure that, but since a lot of them have been abused as children I think they have some psychological issue, though I dont know how it would be fixed

But how so you measure preferences? Isn't it their actions what requires intervention?

chemical castration

So mandatory testing for all child victims?

See if the blood flow in their scrotum increases when they see a toysrus catalog?

depends if there are ads for pokemon in there or not

oh wait, were you asking me personally?

I would not want to treat people who are attracted to kids as criminals if they have never done something, though to be honest there preference disgusts me. If we dont treat them like criminals and try to help them I would hope that the good ones come forward themselves. Those people should still not be let close to kindergartens or anything like that.

So if they come forward for help, they will be removed from society?

Just as anyone else with a serious mental disorder. If we find a way to cure them they can come back. Removed from society doesnt mean they have to live in some sort of jail and drink out of the toilet.

It could be just as comfortable as a normal apartment. You just couldnt leave and go whereever you wanted.

And inprisonment won't lead to them just staying underground until they get caught? Since they will get the same punishment either way

Death if they rape a child or a comfortable live if they come forward now

If its comfortable, people will just claim degeneracy for free room and board