Message from @Mandatory Carry

Discord ID: 611412181199880196


2019-08-15 04:04:24 UTC  

Why are you *lying*?

2019-08-15 04:06:33 UTC  

...
@uncephalized...
Go back and *read it* this time. (Hell, *for you* and $5ØØ, I'll write your permeant exemption... I mean, *I'd* be comitting a felony, but...)

2019-08-15 04:08:25 UTC  

What are your criteria for me to prove that I read it? It must be very convenient for you that you get to decide reality for everyone else all the time.

2019-08-15 04:08:54 UTC  

I read the words. I didn't study it intensely, or commit it to memory, but I read the whole thing.

2019-08-15 04:09:07 UTC  

wait, why would it be a felony to give him an exemption in your law?

2019-08-15 04:09:47 UTC  

If you'd *read it,* you'd know exactly which one it is.

2019-08-15 04:10:08 UTC  

Like, *"Oh, crap, he means XXXX..."*

2019-08-15 04:10:44 UTC  

huh? no i havent read it. thats why im asking

2019-08-15 04:10:45 UTC  

Just level man... You read the first paragraph and *skimmed* the rest.

2019-08-15 04:10:55 UTC  

oh he means unceph

2019-08-15 04:11:07 UTC  

He seems to be treating us as one person at the moment.

2019-08-15 04:11:38 UTC  

Do you think I memorize everything I read? I would have to memorize about 10,000 words a day @Mandatory Carry

2019-08-15 04:11:54 UTC  

I read your bill weeks ago

2019-08-15 04:12:01 UTC  

You didn't read it. You *scanned* it.

2019-08-15 04:12:23 UTC  

You are awfully confident.

2019-08-15 04:12:32 UTC  

Seriously.

2019-08-15 04:12:34 UTC  

I am.

2019-08-15 04:12:55 UTC  

Explain to me why you believe I didn't read it.

2019-08-15 04:13:13 UTC  

Is it surprising that I would have read something several weeks ago and forgotten most of the details in the meantime?

2019-08-15 04:13:40 UTC  

mandatory can never be wrong and anyone who says otherwise is a liar

2019-08-15 04:13:43 UTC  

The instructor is asking you *"¿What is 2+2?"* and you're shouting *"¡EIGHT!"*

2019-08-15 04:13:48 UTC  

a leftist liar at that

2019-08-15 04:13:54 UTC  

Oh, you've noticed that @Big T

2019-08-15 04:14:02 UTC  

lol he said the 2+2 thing again HAHA

2019-08-15 04:14:05 UTC  

lol yea

2019-08-15 04:14:17 UTC  

You haven't even asked me a question @Mandatory Carry so I don't know what I'm supposed to be answering.

2019-08-15 04:14:29 UTC  

Also your presumption that you are my instructor is extremely arrogant.

2019-08-15 04:14:51 UTC  

im on my 3rd block by mandatory lol

2019-08-15 04:15:40 UTC  

Muh 4d chess.

2019-08-15 04:18:11 UTC  

Oh looks like a big one fellas.

2019-08-15 04:18:18 UTC  

Lots of @'s

2019-08-15 04:18:25 UTC  

I bet four

2019-08-15 04:18:43 UTC  

LOL i bet 3. because he refers to me indirectly now

2019-08-15 04:19:06 UTC  

Yeah because he has to go back and add all the ¿'s and Ø's

2019-08-15 04:19:18 UTC  

I'm sure that takes time

2019-08-15 04:19:48 UTC  

Wait, wait...
Ah crap, there's this awesome Dave CULLENS video for this... But I can't find it.
"You haven't even asked me a question Mandatory Carry so I don't know what I'm supposed to be answering."*
Asked and not answered, but I'll rephrase your honor:
*"There is an exception so rife for abuse because it can be obtained by anyone, instantly, by people who fundamentally do **NOT** qualify. ¿Which is it?"*
@@@@@

2019-08-15 04:20:11 UTC  

Conscientious objector

2019-08-15 04:20:40 UTC  

.......

2019-08-15 04:20:54 UTC  

Holy shit...
That's a good one...

Fuck me, I should... Go back and fix that...

2019-08-15 04:22:09 UTC  

Well. The student *has* gotten one over on the master, congratulations Uncephalized...
Indigent was the one I was thinking of...

2019-08-15 04:22:31 UTC  

OK. Either way, if I said I fucking read something it's because I fucking read it.