"The melons of today are the misshapen flapjacks of tomorrow" - Abraham Lincoln

Found the niggers who prefer ass over life giving milkers

You sodomites should be ashamed

I agree @DJ_Anuz

Most girls will let you slap their ass. Only whores let you slap their boobs.

I love big tits

But tits aside, girls who have small chests tend to be cuter in every aspect. Not talking about ass here.

If they've got small tits they tend to take better care of their bodies and faces

what

you're confusing fat girls

and big titted girls

What a spirited debate.

What's more interesting is what's cooler, Christmas during December or Christmas during April?

I think Christmas in December is temperature wise a lot cooler, but April is a better month.

Celebrating Christmas is a form of hedonistic idolotry that we shouldn't allow

The Muslims have it right with all the fasting. During these holidays it should be a time of quite contemplation and fasting to deepen your connection with God, and not hedonistic revelry of the flesh.

Wait is >is beer Mandy? I wondered where he went...

I'd be cool with holidays becoming "stay inside and don't do anything" days.

Why the hell do we take time off on holidays when holidays tend to be more stressful then day to day life.

No mandy got banned for being felonious

Also Is Beer is way more coherent.

He was only kicked, I believe

naw >is beer is cardimom. different dude. ive spoken to both in VC

@Old Man Hound you take that back

Sorry man its true.

I've never even seen you italicize let alone use different font sizes.

*how* about ***NOW***

gotcha bitch

lol naw. still not good enough

Not even a paragraph. Its rookie crazy hour in here.

Not even color changes.

@Old Man Hound I'm not **crazy** how could you even say I'm a rookie **crazy**. Is this some kind of slur about Native Americans I'm not even a prarie nigger ***HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS STUFF TO ME***. I'm going to get this place so lit up you can't ignore how sane I am. You'll be saying who's that guy over there he's so sane why isn't he in the sanity asylum. DON'T YOU **EVER** IMPLY I'M CRAZY AGAIN.

needs more punctuation

Thats pretty good though

Hey you gotta accuse Big T of threating your kids.

Or... wait Big T what did he always go after you for?

@Big T

Oh. Yea he accused me of threatening them.

QUIT THREATEING ME

I'M ARMED

I'VE GOT A WHOLE CASE FULL OF NUCLEAR BRASS KNUCKLES

YOU COME FOR ME AND I'LL KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT @Big T