Well you would have to 1. Cross the Ohio Michigan border. 2. Get past my family. 3. Date a 50+ year old woman.

Based.

Even if my father dies (God forbid), and she is widowed she wouldn't see you as a good match for a second romantic relationship.

Mostly do to age, and second would be your steadfast denial of faithfulness and responsibility.

(X)

And even after all of that if you broke her heart. I would hunt you down to the ends of the earth.

Ouch...

I would never.

I will make tender, sweet, sweet love to her.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist ya probably drink too much to fuck anyone's mom, bruh. Help some tender thots along the carousel, and leave the sweet Boomer milkers alone.

(X)

Catholics have to go back.

(X)

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again
Also, I don't drink, Fambien.

Sober as a judge

We need open borders to fix the gdp property crisis - CHANGE OUR MINDS

Girls do porn?

I agree women are property, and only their husbands or fathers should have been able to seek restitution

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Can't wait for the new plague, way cooler than WWIII

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist
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I don't have an alcohol problem. It's only an IV.

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again
Wat

Idk

Gay.

Darky Migration is white genocide.

We're being replaced, every politician will pay

Calm your tits, fedposter

All anti whites will pay

Off with their heads!

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Oy vey

Of all the TYT crew, I think Jimmy Dore is the worst of them...

#ChangeMyMind

lol

What is tyt

The Young Turks.

Oh. I don't want to change your mind, as long a your opinion is they all need the gas.

Every.

Single.