nah Im not that good, I just have some beautiful neices that give me warmth in my heart

Not really, we all have our faults. I should be writing my essay for my philosophy final, but my dog is keeping my feet warm

my dog is giving me the "two choices...we go out or I go here" stare

I wish I had a dog to care for, maybe I wouldn't feel so nihilistic.

@MalcolmFromTheNorth Wait a minute... I know who you are. You're that homophobe from the livestreams!

🆙 | **Orni オルニ leveled up!**

long road ahead

Lt. Titties reporting in!

No @eggycrunchybob

@eggycrunchybob get out or roll call. XD

Sgt. Nipples then whatever

More like Buck Private.

More like butt pirate amIright?!

Everyone get your plugs!

If you're lucky, maybe a chastity belt.

was just about to set up roll call

gonna go hate myself with pubg

everyone hates me.

nah

I like you

Fuck you @Unstoppable

Love you <3

sigh, I'm going to die

he's going to address the youtube chat

I still don't understand why people hate him.

imagine the backlash

Fuck you @Deleted User I'm Lt. Titties and you will respect my rank and stiff nipples

Demoted.

OVERRULLED!

He says unironically to the Brigadier General.

More like been in the rear in general AMIRIGHT?!

that one was a bit of a stretch

^pun sorta intended

Half-tempted to make a joke role to use to just ban people from typing in chat or speaking in voice channels for the shits and gigs.

Though I know something would go wrong eventually.

that's what the general chat is for though

No, like you cannot speak at all on the server if you had the role.

You basically just exist and do nothing else.

that's my life in a nutshell, I exist and do nothing

so essentially real life

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