Nothing against ladies in uniform, but any coed basic is kind of lax compared to all mens

true

forgot about that

You have to model your program to the weakest troop

pretty much

You come out of benning fucking broken

haha i bet

I spent weeks in and out of clinic taking care of stress fractures in my feet

alright its bedtime for me, wake up at 330 for work, but it was nice talking to you @0rganDonor

and that does not sound like fun

at al

all*

Holla holla make currency

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@Deleted User is tagging Matt looked down at?

It is, yes.

They'll typically be ignored.

Welp

If you need to contact Matt or Blonde outside the show, Twitter is a good option.

I wanted to let him know not to be too worried about NK's ability to hit the mainland

I don't twat, unfortunately

I'm old, and crotchety and *get off my lawn, falls asleep*

Guam has been drug through the news because it's the closest US land possession to NK

The likelyhood that NK has the technology required for the balistic telemetry to get within 300 miles of Guam borders on the likelyhood that a unicorn will mash the button to send the device

so not impossible

Well... no.

But I am waiting for the unicorn

NK has unicorn spawning technology

Then we fucked harder than a cheerleader on prom night

and faster too

Here's the litmus for the probability of an attack on Guam; Right now, the DOD is moving people to the island, if they thought that a nuclear attack was forthcoming, the opposite would be happening.

Unless they're turning the island into a death row for Leavenworth or something, it's gonna be arrite

Meme

Ugh, that terrible time when you wait for Beauty and the Beta to get uploaded because a friend invited you over to watch Game of Thrones.

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