I eat oatmeal cookies. oatmeal chocolate chip

Anyone else

I don't know man every oatmeal cookie I've every had way awful. Maybe I haven't had the right one but I'm not jumping at the chance

I'm not going to go out of my way..

But an orange and poppyseed muffin. Just try and stop me.

Yes ever had a key lime and coconut muffin

Nope

Best muffin I've ever eaten

I'll keep an eye out. But I'm. Pretty sure that orange and poppysed < lime and coconut

Wait.... ah what ever

Hahaha

So I’m starting a non profit and twitter locked the account for violating the rules and I hadn’t even made a tweet yet...

You were probably a cover-up for Russian propaganda.

Do you have another account that you've gotten into trouble with Twitter over?

Might be that they recognize you as a thought criminal from the other account.

I can't wait until Twitter is synonymous with Myspace.

I can not wait for Twitter to be synonymous with flat earth theory. Everyone knows it is bullshit, but some people still insist on its relevancy

Also facebook can hurry up and go the way of google plus

I’m always going to kind of miss Twitter, like I did Myspace before it died.

Same. Twitter is a pretty good meme

But there will be more made with the ashes:)

There's this communist in an Elder Scrolls server I am on. Had a picture of a banana with a communist sticker on it (yeah made no sense to me either). And now has a pic of a dog with an Ushanka hat. He sends daily commie memes to the server unironically. One of these days we're gonna come to blows, it's just gonna happen.

Get Nicholas J Fuentes on

No none of my accounts have gotten in trouble.

Guys there was attempt to kill the Venezuela president

just the one??

It’s sad that it was an attempt.

Holy shit they tried to blow him up with drones with IEDs attached.

Picard to reprise roll in new star trek

@Buddha23Fett really

No way I thought it was one of those makeshift bombs

Yeah. They exploded pretty far. 7 soldiers were injured from shrapnel though.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/04/world/americas/venezuelan-president-targeted-in-attack-attempt-minister-says.html

Hi dad

I’m gonna listen at the bar tonight. Wish me luck.

Rip @Buddha23Fett

How long until my drink gets poisoned because I’m a Nazi?

14 mins & 88 seconds

Kek

Seen "death of a nation"? You should.

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