Nah like...

If I ever get in a fight, I’m going straight for the eyes. I’m ripping those suckers out.

lol

The standard way of punching

Usually ends up in broken hands yeah?

Like I mean Christ this was basic shit when I was being taught but...

If they aren't keeping their wrist aligned with their arm, that's daaaaangerous

I will claw faces off like a feral animal. Lol

Not just that

There’s a timing where

You fold your hand just before the punch lands

If you're going down that route @Salacious Swanky Cat take something pointy

So the shock is absorbed by the other guy instead of your hand

That's good though. It keeps your hand aerodynamic right before contact. That's a common boxer tactic

Like...

@Beemann lol. I always have a pen with me.

@SteelandSouls yep

That works

Lol. I’ve never been in a fight before. I’m not a violent person. I don’t have the capacity to start violence. Any fighting I would potentially do is for self defense.

That's the idea yeah

So I plan on fighting dirty.

But if you're gonna be in a fight, win it quickly

Straight for the throat.

I will mike Tyson someone’s ear if I have to.

I advise Krav Maga. It gives you a fancy name for dirty fighting and teaches you how to throw a punch

I just have knife fighting classes as part of HEMA

I may try that. That’s Brazilian right?

Israeli

Jew-Fu

Krav Maga is Israeli? Cool

Jew jitsu. Lol

We had an instructor come from Chicago to do some knife seminars. It was neat

Cool.

Too bad self defense is basically illegal here

Canada sucks.

#KnifeLife

It's got a few problems

If someone invades my house, I will got insane.

I probably should just get a gun.

My ascension from noguns will have to wait until I have more income and space for storage

How hard is it for you to have a gun where you live @Beemann ?