I will mike Tyson someone’s ear if I have to.

I advise Krav Maga. It gives you a fancy name for dirty fighting and teaches you how to throw a punch

I just have knife fighting classes as part of HEMA

I may try that. That’s Brazilian right?

Israeli

Jew-Fu

Krav Maga is Israeli? Cool

Jew jitsu. Lol

We had an instructor come from Chicago to do some knife seminars. It was neat

Cool.

Too bad self defense is basically illegal here

Canada sucks.

#KnifeLife

It's got a few problems

If someone invades my house, I will got insane.

I probably should just get a gun.

My ascension from noguns will have to wait until I have more income and space for storage

How hard is it for you to have a gun where you live @Beemann ?

Not very. You just have to get a license and then wait for your gun iirc

I could probably get a gun within a month or two, and once I was setup for it I could get more faster

But the government will know exactly which guns have then?

No, we scrapped the long gun registry. Only handguns, which are an R license anyway (along with, arbitrarily, the AR15)

Though the libs wanna bring it back, despite it being a waste of money and also poorly kept

I know multiple people who were given the wrong tags for their firearms lol

When you find a hot girl on Instagram, and go to follow her, she's so much hotter when she has Hebrew characters in her name

Judeophile spotted

We should rename you Lord J Balfour

Gal Gadot though

She is pretty hot

Ashley Tisdale 🤤

awwwwww yeaaaaahhhh

so do people only join the vc when its Wednesday <:GWchinaSakuraThinking:398950680217255977>

Nah, should be something today/tomorrow as well

Typically in @grant’s server though so we can record half drunken musings

I think he's talking about the Call-In Show

If so, then yes. That's Wednesday only.

no im talking about just in general without the call-in show

Then, nah. We just take the piss whenever

Ah!

She's Jewish, too

Really?...huh...