good stuff

I...I don't know...That sounds interesting because of my love of mayo but that sounds so wrong!

sounds like a war crime. i now understand why you get banned from other servers

You say that but you may be oppressing an artist in the making

No. Just no.

grab spaget and meat sauce

add ketchup mayo and parmesan

best

I do ketchup and white rice. This is strange and curious

I may experiment with it if I grow desperate enough

I'd be disowned by my family if I did that

Ketchup is the devils semen.

Your face is the devil's semen!

Mayo is the devils puss.

And together, they make a beautiful baby that's bad for you but still great to partake in

Lol.

They combine to create the devils body type. Morbid obesity

And how else do you get obese? By eating delicious food

the term "morbid obesity" is fat shaming and probably white supremacy

"probably"

Mayo is white supremacy.

I fat shame mercilessly.

That's why blacks don't like it

I do it in real life. I’ve told people to lose weight or they will be miserable and sick.

I’ve told people to stop smoking too.

https://youtu.be/ubV3t9_CwDc

I’m type A

Lol

It's fine if you tell people to stop smoking but if you're one of those pricks that intentionally walks into a smoker designated area and coughs obnoxiously, I'll find you and kick your ass. I don't even smoke and I think that's douchey

Have you heard about the dangers of food? There's chemicals all up in that bitch. 😋

Food is overrated. I photosynthesize now. Go all natural

Peta would be proud of you.

Lol. I don’t do that. I tell people that I care about that they need to quit.

And I pester them to do it too.

Lol

I can dig it. I've seen people do what I'm talking about before. It's jacked up

That’s rude. I don’t like being rude irl. Online, however, I will be borderline mean. I don’t understand why that is. Lol

Because in person, you're a human being. Online, you're just a Salacious Swanky Cat

i download my nutrients from the internet

peasants

And now you have cancer lol