lol..

I was an ass on twitter today to Lauren Chen... I needed a laugh..

smirkumbine

Why were you an ass to Lauren Chen?

Smirky Hook

Twitter is full of much better targets

haha

Virginia Smirk

Smirk Bernardino

Just life... Yes I apologized to Lauren...

whoa another canadian

Marjory Smirkman Douglas high school

lol..

😂

I'll not have you besmirk my people. Feel the wrath of my drum - Fridge Repair Veteran

chief frigidaire

Who has the most repressed smirk?

But do you think the drum head was vegan and ethically sourced?

I bet it wasnt cruelty free at all

no, natives dont have to care about that shit

as long as they use the whole animal

They are usually made out of Buffalo skin.... I had one as a child....

I’m sure it was made out of a cows arsehole

you'd be surpised how much listerine you can fit in a buffalo femur

Is it reusable Listerine?

yeah, just spit it back in lol

Oh hello, Krispy

reused literine sounds gross.

He also uses horse hair “tooth”brush

*listerine

@amlam ah my mortal enemy. You have found me.

Yes you’re right here next to me on the couch

👀

😬

the call is coming from inside the house!

but who was phone

“If a mother is in labor...the infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that’s what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother" https://youtu.be/oFYD5Yvy1vU

these people are sick

WE’RE JUST GONNA KILL EM

SHOUT YOUR INFANTICIDE

It’s kinda like watching your parents discuss whether or not you’re going to get a spanking but instead they kill you.