Message from @Lord Zedd

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2019-03-09 01:14:56 UTC  

no such thing as forensic science apparently

2019-03-09 01:14:59 UTC  

sure if you swing it hard enough

2019-03-09 01:15:05 UTC  

also smullet indicted on 16 felony counts

2019-03-09 01:15:05 UTC  

kek

2019-03-09 01:15:06 UTC  

Gamers rise up

2019-03-09 01:15:07 UTC  

Also I'm beginning to think that shitposters operate on the same encounter rules as Stand users. I keep meeting the right sort of people in leafland

2019-03-09 01:16:09 UTC  

And assault weapon exists to "accidentally" mistake for assault rifle

2019-03-09 01:16:17 UTC  

We live in a society

2019-03-09 01:16:22 UTC  

Which people associate with m16s and ak47s, which they can't tell apart

2019-03-09 01:16:23 UTC  

does turkey slapping turn a regular penis into an Assault weapon?

2019-03-09 01:16:33 UTC  

YES

2019-03-09 01:16:33 UTC  

because if so I'm packing 😄

2019-03-09 01:16:46 UTC  

depends

2019-03-09 01:16:47 UTC  

I'm afraid to ask what turkey slapping means.

2019-03-09 01:16:55 UTC  

is it the adjusted size or the length?

2019-03-09 01:16:57 UTC  

Unless it means the obvious.

2019-03-09 01:17:07 UTC  

or is it only an assault weapon when it's black?

2019-03-09 01:17:14 UTC  

it means the obvious

2019-03-09 01:17:19 UTC  

okay

2019-03-09 01:17:23 UTC  

or its a short barrel

2019-03-09 01:17:27 UTC  

you know a few years ago someone on TV actually Turkey slapped someone

2019-03-09 01:17:39 UTC  

I'm pretty sure only the black guns can be assault weapons.

2019-03-09 01:17:41 UTC  

good old Big Brother it was news here for like a month

2019-03-09 01:17:55 UTC  

not according to california

2019-03-09 01:18:00 UTC  

that's the thing with rifles they're big and they're black

2019-03-09 01:18:10 UTC  

if you can use two hands its an assault weapon

2019-03-09 01:18:20 UTC  

large capacity sacs as well

2019-03-09 01:18:40 UTC  

if you cant use two hands, its also an assault weapon

2019-03-09 01:18:41 UTC  

i like how vague that is

2019-03-09 01:18:45 UTC  

below min length

2019-03-09 01:18:55 UTC  

therefore all are assault weapons

2019-03-09 01:19:10 UTC  

#chopThePatriarchy

2019-03-09 01:19:13 UTC  

That's the most blatant 'heads I win, tails you lose' I've ever seen.

2019-03-09 01:19:20 UTC  

lol ty ty

2019-03-09 01:19:44 UTC  

hand and a half is sweet legal spot

2019-03-09 01:19:49 UTC  

so is a foreskin a silencer?

2019-03-09 01:19:59 UTC  

thats heatshield

2019-03-09 01:20:03 UTC  

also illegal

2019-03-09 01:20:14 UTC  

condoms are silencers

2019-03-09 01:20:16 UTC  

BBC

2019-03-09 01:20:19 UTC  

ah