I love those people that counter the 'suicide from two shots to the back of the head' stuff by saying 'but how do they know they were shot in the back of the head.'

Wait, are there Americans that don't know about exit wounds?

It reminds me of the deep seated hatred and contempt I feel when I argue with someone who unironically uses the phrase 'assault weapons.'

they surprised look on the victim's face

ass salt weapons

Apparently so Beemann.

apparently CSIs arent a thing

yeah it's a weird phrase anything could be an "assault weapon"

my dog is an assault weapon

and it's redundant it's not a weapon if it's not used for assault

no such thing as forensic science apparently

sure if you swing it hard enough

also smullet indicted on 16 felony counts

kek

Gamers rise up

Also I'm beginning to think that shitposters operate on the same encounter rules as Stand users. I keep meeting the right sort of people in leafland

And assault weapon exists to "accidentally" mistake for assault rifle

We live in a society

Which people associate with m16s and ak47s, which they can't tell apart

does turkey slapping turn a regular penis into an Assault weapon?

YES

because if so I'm packing 😄

depends

I'm afraid to ask what turkey slapping means.

is it the adjusted size or the length?

Unless it means the obvious.

or is it only an assault weapon when it's black?

it means the obvious

okay

or its a short barrel

you know a few years ago someone on TV actually Turkey slapped someone

I'm pretty sure only the black guns can be assault weapons.

good old Big Brother it was news here for like a month

not according to california

that's the thing with rifles they're big and they're black

if you can use two hands its an assault weapon

large capacity sacs as well

if you cant use two hands, its also an assault weapon

i like how vague that is

below min length

therefore all are assault weapons