suicide 2 shots to the back of the head

You did indeed cite sources, but coming in guns blazing with ideas that aren't oft discussed around here will naturally be met with bantz on the same level of perceived outlandishness.

that would be an interesting way to kill your self, leave them wondering who might have killed you

not to mention sources can easily be bs. so citing isnt always proof that your claims are credible

Dammit, I was about to say that all sources aren't created equal, but Travis beat me to it.

install one of those triggers that double tap

lol i win @wolfman1911

fastest fingers in the west

panties drop at my qwerty skills

I was thinking one of those guns that fire every time you press the trigger, but who knows where you find them

But it is true. Murder rates increase alongside with ice cream consumption, as you just said. That doesnt mean that murder rates are increased because of ice cream consumption, however when multiple suspicious actions occur, you start to have a story

People actually thought I was copy pasting once

maybe I'll just check public toilets till I get lucky

@Lord Zedd https://www.gunsamerica.com/digest/fostechs-echo-trigger-fires-rapid-fire-double-taps/

that'll do what you want

what if it's backwards what if murder causes ice cream rates to increase?

I would advocate for more murder

You are right, I made the analogy wrong. The analogy is supposed to be that there is evidence that increased ice cream consumption causes increased murders. Which was my point. There is evidence that that claim is true, but that doesn't change the fact that the claim isn't true.

and actually, that would technically be true anyways, if the ice cream eating rates were constant

maybe the screams from people finding bodies....

9 out of 10 people are eating ice cream, 90% of them are eating ice cream
You murder the one that is not, then 100% of them are eating ice cream

big brained

>cops give survivors ice cream to discredit the icecream lobby, which is in conflict with the state of Israel
I've cracked the case boys

a day later Beeman is found dead

shot in the head, icecream in the hand

Suicide, from two shots to the back of the head.

big dairy!

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

rip. was nice knowing you @Sanpe

he dindu nuffin

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/03/08/jussie-smollett-indicted-on-16-felony-counts-in-hate-hoax-attack/

ayy lmao

his name was Sanpe

I love those people that counter the 'suicide from two shots to the back of the head' stuff by saying 'but how do they know they were shot in the back of the head.'

Wait, are there Americans that don't know about exit wounds?

It reminds me of the deep seated hatred and contempt I feel when I argue with someone who unironically uses the phrase 'assault weapons.'

they surprised look on the victim's face

ass salt weapons

Apparently so Beemann.

apparently CSIs arent a thing

yeah it's a weird phrase anything could be an "assault weapon"