nothing proves that quite like hospitals

haha yea very true

those damned gowns

the gowns are treat compared to the gauze underwear

the gown was nothing because it didn't stay on post surgery and I couldn't fix it

they had to do a skin graft from the inside of my cheek so I couldn't chew or drink properly so I ended up dribbling everything

damn

and to make it worse so many hot nurses and doctors...

haha

they keep it tight for sure

my surgeon was a hotty instead of the middle aged guy I was expecting

one of the worst places to pikc up chicks

that and family reunions

naw those are alright, just stick with 2nd cousins and up

or 1st cousins something something removed

hahaha

the hospital near me (not the one I was at) didn't have a single person under an 8 even the guys were handsome

lol you sure this was a real hospital and not the set of ER?

i wasn't sure, I was going to ask them

lol

when i got knocked out after getting run over by an SUV in one of my past fights, they had me strapped to a gurney and cut off all my clothes. so im butt ass naked in front of like 6+ ppl and they needed me to pee for them. had some performance anxiety so up with the catheter lol. def no dignity there

it wasn't all bad because of a screw up/bed shortage i was put into private care

so instead of the basic bitch sandwiches I got to order room service and had a pretty quiet room

very nice!

i wasn't sure if they were aware of the mistake and I was going to get a bill at the end and I've have to run out in my gown 😄

haha thats one way to outrun debt

the food was pretty bland except for the brownie i got, soo good

its the little things in life. like the brownie

theres usually some dude outside of exams that give everyone a free oreo, and damn if thats not the sweetest oreo ever

hmm I have to go back in 2 weeks I wonder if I'll get into private care again

roll up with your raybans on, and be like "is my suite ready?"

gonna order a dozen brownies and save them for later 😄

lol

even if I'm not I'm going to stock up free sandwiches, last time they had egg mayo, I fucking love egg mayo sandwiches

lol thats one way to keep your spirits up

ask them for an old fashioned while youre at it

"dignity is a luxury"
I'm not sure i'd agree with this, oh well lol.

get surgery or be homeless, you'll learn it

it's probably been the lesson I've learned that's let me grow the most

when you realise that you gain better perspective on life and more acceptance of people

I know what surgery is like and being homeless.
Tho its always good if you can learn the value of life from events.