i don't get the purpose behind telling people what they're allowed to say.

Did you forget you are in current year?!

Gday boys

No has Minecraft much less a computer I'd play on 💔 but one of these days I'll hop in le chat!

Are you French?

Le oui

🤡🤡

Can I interest you in a WWII rifle?

Never fired, only dropped once.

😉

Sorry, I had to

*sniffs vigorously* WELL I SAY!

"sniffs vigorously" Well, I see we have similar interests

😎

But jokes aside, nice to make your acquaintance

Howdy howdy howdy 💁🏽‍♂️

And goodnight!

J'ai rire.

I seem to have that affect on women.

I smell surrender

The moment I show up, they leave

👌🏽😜but I'll be back

Unlike the WAMEN

lol

how are ya duey?

Pretty good, enjoying my three day weekend.

We've done all we can to make sure you aren't Duey, so I had to ask how you are still Duey

I am drunk joking, nevermind

Whatcha doing on your time off?

I am bored, I apologize

Ah, is that you dad?

Lettuce romaine calm...

oh no

Let's unload and hit the jacuzzi

2 & 1/2hrs until the EU MEP election results get released and we find out how Sargon did

I'm eager to know

I don't think he will win, but golly getting even 10k votes would tickle me.

he's up against 46 other candidates for his region

And if anything, Sargon Of Akkad is now a household name in the UK and so is Count Dankula.

They are going to be in the history books in 30 years about early 21st century politics.

Because of over efficious enforcement, a nobody shitposter is an international fucking celebraty.
Think. About. That.