Message from @pokemon_fetish

Discord ID: 582879804194553856


2019-05-27 03:16:57 UTC  

Karen really needs to jump on. It's so awesome hearing her shoot the shit

2019-05-27 03:17:14 UTC  

instead, she was shitposting with us in chat

2019-05-28 06:30:02 UTC  

Is there daily guns of the day?

2019-05-28 10:07:26 UTC  

there is one thing I like about Facebook it's the "memories" feature it's like a reminder of some of my better jokes.

"To better forge a bond in a relationship remember to whisper sweet nothing into your lover's ear, stuff "I love you, "You're amazing" and "They'll never find your body" are always good ones to start out with."

2019-05-28 10:12:25 UTC  

I gotta go back and sort my reddit shitposts by upvote to see my better jokes

2019-05-28 10:12:30 UTC  

or by downvote

2019-05-28 10:12:52 UTC  

"We must always hold doors open for women, lest they get curious how doors work and join a STEM field"

2019-05-28 10:15:09 UTC  

@Lord Zedd I like to pull out my phone and pretend to be taking a picture and when women ask what I am doing: "Taking your last known photo"

2019-05-28 10:16:16 UTC  

lol

2019-05-28 10:16:18 UTC  

"Real men don't use Shaving Cream
they shave dry with a rusty Machete
While wrestling a crocodile
and getting a blowjob"

2019-05-28 10:16:53 UTC  

2011, it's crazy to think that Facebook has been around for so long

2019-05-28 10:17:27 UTC  

I just got banned for a fucking old meme

2019-05-28 10:18:35 UTC  

People are way too sensitive. It was posted for less than 2 seconds. I assume they thought it was antijew

2019-05-28 10:18:46 UTC  

I dunno lol

2019-05-28 10:19:27 UTC  

I remember back when I did use facebook I'd edit the links/descriptions to news stories I shared to make them terrible

2019-05-28 10:19:38 UTC  

I think they stopped the ability to do that

2019-05-28 10:21:12 UTC  

Like when a train hit a bus I'd edit it to say Viral Marketing Campaign for Trainado Vs. Busra Ends in Tragedy

2019-05-28 10:22:51 UTC  

I've been provoking them without being overt just to see how far I can tease the line, I've had Tommy as my profile pic for a while and no banning yet

2019-05-28 10:23:13 UTC  

I probably shouldn't push too hard I still use facebook for logins for games

2019-05-28 10:36:14 UTC  

Well, that profile picture is probably okay.

2019-05-28 10:36:21 UTC  

Everybody loves a pinball wizard

2019-05-28 10:37:56 UTC  

Without being overt? You could lower your carbon emissions by just saying covert.

2019-05-28 10:38:41 UTC  

Gonna need 5 bucks for explaining that, payable to Mother Gaia

2019-05-28 11:20:11 UTC  

how about Movert then?

2019-05-28 11:22:13 UTC  

sorry what?

2019-05-28 11:22:19 UTC  

Ohh

2019-05-28 11:22:29 UTC  

Took me way too long

2019-05-28 11:24:17 UTC  

i am drunk as fuck, shitposting all night

2019-05-28 13:47:50 UTC  

@pokemon_fetish
If you don't go to fascistbook jail once a year you're a bitch. In the last 6 months, I've spent 5 months in... And I'm in right now. 😊

2019-05-28 13:51:10 UTC  

I left facebook ages ago but that's how I am with twitter

2019-05-28 13:51:33 UTC  

I think 4 of my 8 bans were for retweeting Riley Dennis saying "THIS GUY GETS IT!"

2019-05-28 13:52:11 UTC  

I swear to Allah that 3 of those I legitimately thought it was a different man pretending to be a lesbian to get pussy

2019-05-28 13:53:28 UTC  

targeted harassment my feminine penis

2019-05-28 13:54:00 UTC  

Plausible Deniability is easy these days

2019-05-28 14:00:29 UTC  

I have 3 of my 5 projects centered there... Or I'd walk too.

2019-05-28 14:18:00 UTC  

I am going to call you Mandatory Curry

2019-05-28 14:18:29 UTC  

I joke, I am sorry

2019-05-28 14:18:41 UTC  

I am not in a good state

2019-05-28 14:18:50 UTC  

In fact, it's a Province