I saw that.

the show was awesome tonight.

Karen really needs to jump on. It's so awesome hearing her shoot the shit

instead, she was shitposting with us in chat

Is there daily guns of the day?

there is one thing I like about Facebook it's the "memories" feature it's like a reminder of some of my better jokes.

"To better forge a bond in a relationship remember to whisper sweet nothing into your lover's ear, stuff "I love you, "You're amazing" and "They'll never find your body" are always good ones to start out with."

I gotta go back and sort my reddit shitposts by upvote to see my better jokes

or by downvote

"We must always hold doors open for women, lest they get curious how doors work and join a STEM field"

@Lord Zedd I like to pull out my phone and pretend to be taking a picture and when women ask what I am doing: "Taking your last known photo"

lol

"Real men don't use Shaving Cream
they shave dry with a rusty Machete
While wrestling a crocodile
and getting a blowjob"

2011, it's crazy to think that Facebook has been around for so long

I just got banned for a fucking old meme

https://imgur.com/a/23ff8bt

People are way too sensitive. It was posted for less than 2 seconds. I assume they thought it was antijew

I dunno lol

I remember back when I did use facebook I'd edit the links/descriptions to news stories I shared to make them terrible

I think they stopped the ability to do that

Like when a train hit a bus I'd edit it to say Viral Marketing Campaign for Trainado Vs. Busra Ends in Tragedy

I've been provoking them without being overt just to see how far I can tease the line, I've had Tommy as my profile pic for a while and no banning yet

I probably shouldn't push too hard I still use facebook for logins for games

Well, that profile picture is probably okay.

Everybody loves a pinball wizard

Without being overt? You could lower your carbon emissions by just saying covert.

Gonna need 5 bucks for explaining that, payable to Mother Gaia

how about Movert then?

sorry what?

Ohh

Took me way too long

i am drunk as fuck, shitposting all night

https://imgur.com/a/TBtOdzo

@pokemon_fetish
If you don't go to fascistbook jail once a year you're a bitch. In the last 6 months, I've spent 5 months in... And I'm in right now. 😊

I left facebook ages ago but that's how I am with twitter

I think 4 of my 8 bans were for retweeting Riley Dennis saying "THIS GUY GETS IT!"

I swear to Allah that 3 of those I legitimately thought it was a different man pretending to be a lesbian to get pussy

targeted harassment my feminine penis

Plausible Deniability is easy these days

I have 3 of my 5 projects centered there... Or I'd walk too.

I am going to call you Mandatory Curry

I joke, I am sorry