I am gonna eat some pasta and be there in a minute

bro that pasta is cold

my wire got messed at work, will try not to have my mic shit fucking suck

oh welll, yolo

Bro, how do you know yo mom snatch be unready for the world?

i need a beer and a smoke, brb, then i will attempt vc

lol pfft

Nig Travis gonna steal the show tho

brb

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

eating pasta

thanks

ohhhhhh ohhhhhh this is how ruff ryders rolllllllllllllll

brb

I took a cute gay picture for you Travis

lol oh boy

no, despite what you and your ilk get up to, not all of us faggots rape children

only the good ones eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjNm20XbXw

i like billy joel

You can tell me that when we go see the Elton movie

you faggot

haha sounds like a date

I feel like a terrible faggot

you should

I look too manly in my selfie

I should shave and be more clean cut homo

haha gillette wants you

Dollar Shave Club, homo code Shapiro

I fucked up my cord

let me bluetooth this shit to the computrons

lol EFAP Part 1...7 hours wow

Imagine what would happen if one person carrying Ebola from the Congo made it into the border facility. Holy shit would we have an Ebola epidemic.

Almost need a disease outbreak to get more support for border security

Remember when swine flu broke out and all the hysteria

Yeah. That could help.

Fyi i took advantage of swine flu to vacation in mexico. Hotels were dirt cheap and service everywhere was awesome because swine flu killed the tourist market... I could use another vacation like that

lol. Nice

I've always thought the endless hand wringing over bird flu and swine flu was really irritating.

I hated how the media played it up like it was the zombie virus or something and was going to utterly destroy civilization.

No need to make up an apocalypse while they still have orange man bad to drive clicks