I wasn't issued a sense of humor at boot camp.

You seem like a Vulcan with autism

Joking aside, when is the last time you let loose a little and enjoyed a bit of let's say, juvenile humor?

Wait, joking aside is your modus operandi, ignore that part of the comment

Good strim tonight. i'm a bit behind, but some spicy Kevin memes tonight

''geeeze kevin'' should almost be a shirt at this point...lol

my fav is the Kevin screech sound bite

excellent sounder

People in the chat thought I was Kevin

I was flattered, but I am nowhere close to that level of awesome

were you being spicy tonight?

Blonde only read half of one of my SCs

I don't pay much attention to youtube chat

heh heh. nice

I said "just look at Nancy's face"

but she left out my "and AOC's race"

nice

too spicy for blonde.....achievement unlocked...ha

I think I might have to change my username to "I love hearing blonde say pokemon fetish"

lol

my fav thing was the "blonde won't like it, but i'm dating a Latina". her reaction was entertaining

If I counted the times though, I'd cry

She's really good at rolling with the silly shit

I said I wish I could find a self-hating woman of my own

she was just like "I'm terrible to be married to" or something

yeah....sure blonde..

She's quick, one of the few women I respect

agree with that

She is quite intelligent. Even if sometimes unreasonable.

Find me a reasonable woman that isn't in a coma

I mean she was apparently doing well in NY finance.

Lol true.

Like, last reasonable woman I ever heard of was Terry Schiavo

too soon?

If they were reasonable we wouldn't find them so fascinatingly challenging.

We imagine them like a rubix cube or something

But it's more like that puzzle box that brings the Cenobites

Blonde is unique.

A diamond in the alt-rough

diamond. sure, compare her to a worthless rock

I mean, not *worthless*. Over-valued, sure.