Message from @Mandatory Carry

Discord ID: 600153039231254538


2019-07-14 06:57:17 UTC  

GN

2019-07-14 06:57:32 UTC  

huff fewer fumes m8

2019-07-14 07:01:53 UTC  

Dude, listen to Nirvana unplugged

2019-07-14 07:01:58 UTC  

and get back to reality

2019-07-14 07:37:02 UTC  

_Your child runs out into the road, a drunk driver is barreling toward him. You begin to run to save him, but a sober pedestrian steps in your way & holds you back, saying, "Calm down! You're misjudging the situation! You're overreacting!" Your child gets smeared across the asphalt before your eyes._
>The driver is the Left. The pedestrian is conservatives. Your child is your civilization.

2019-07-14 07:44:46 UTC  

The guy dragging him out of the car is me.

2019-07-14 07:45:22 UTC  

While I'm beating the pedestrian to death.

2019-07-14 08:49:08 UTC  

I got a spare set of brass knuckles if you want.

2019-07-14 09:56:37 UTC  

They are .05" and came with a strong action figurine from the dollar store

2019-07-14 15:45:13 UTC  

Well I tried to prove differently for our village idiot's sake but the photo refused to load.

2019-07-14 16:17:02 UTC  

Now we have a commie LARPer?

2019-07-14 16:24:50 UTC  

It's LARPers all the way down

2019-07-14 20:48:06 UTC  

Who's the commie?

2019-07-14 20:51:39 UTC  

Oh Geff. Of course

2019-07-14 22:27:42 UTC  

Live Action Revolutionary Phaggottry

2019-07-15 01:45:49 UTC  

The Superchat refuses to take my money... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

2019-07-15 01:49:24 UTC  

I saw one come through

2019-07-15 01:49:27 UTC  

the one i replied to

2019-07-15 01:49:36 UTC  

was t hat the only one you tried?

2019-07-15 01:50:29 UTC  
2019-07-15 02:33:54 UTC  

Apparently it didn't like the word "shit post."
And ¿could you PLEASE act like an adult on the livestream at least, @pokemon_fetish?

2019-07-15 02:37:29 UTC  

What's your problem?

2019-07-15 02:37:51 UTC  

I am seizing the means of supporting the show's production

2019-07-15 03:08:32 UTC  

Mandatory, do you ever have fun?

2019-07-15 03:14:09 UTC  

A no, b, no, c ¿at least *try* to act like an adult?

2019-07-15 03:18:40 UTC  

Okay, let's discuss Plato's allegory of the cave and how it relates to the protagonistical hero's dilemma

2019-07-15 03:19:02 UTC  

I am seriously curious what you ever joke about, if anything

2019-07-15 03:19:52 UTC  

I don't want to argue, I really want to get a sense of your sense of humor

2019-07-15 03:21:09 UTC  

I wasn't issued a sense of humor at boot camp.

2019-07-15 03:21:11 UTC  

You seem like a Vulcan with autism

2019-07-15 03:22:14 UTC  

Joking aside, when is the last time you let loose a little and enjoyed a bit of let's say, juvenile humor?

2019-07-15 03:22:40 UTC  

Wait, joking aside is your modus operandi, ignore that part of the comment

2019-07-15 03:25:37 UTC  

Good strim tonight. i'm a bit behind, but some spicy Kevin memes tonight

2019-07-15 03:26:41 UTC  

''geeeze kevin'' should almost be a shirt at this point...lol

2019-07-15 03:27:00 UTC  

my fav is the Kevin screech sound bite

2019-07-15 03:27:38 UTC  

excellent sounder

2019-07-15 03:27:38 UTC  

People in the chat thought I was Kevin

2019-07-15 03:28:00 UTC  

I was flattered, but I am nowhere close to that level of awesome

2019-07-15 03:28:02 UTC  

were you being spicy tonight?

2019-07-15 03:28:18 UTC  

Blonde only read half of one of my SCs

2019-07-15 03:28:20 UTC  

I don't pay much attention to youtube chat