Message from @Fyrjefe

Discord ID: 603771393875771455


2019-07-25 02:07:58 UTC  

no porn = sharia

2019-07-25 02:07:59 UTC  

you could fuck a cantelope

2019-07-25 02:08:12 UTC  

alternative

2019-07-25 02:08:24 UTC  

why?

2019-07-25 02:08:56 UTC  

because research shows that cantelopes have very low likelihood to give you herpes or HPV

2019-07-25 02:09:05 UTC  

smart sex smart bodies smart minds

2019-07-25 02:09:05 UTC  

catholic girls were taught and condtitioned to feel guilt for any other sexual outlet save one

2019-07-25 02:09:11 UTC  

Only women left in the world are 2D waifus. FeelsBadMan

2019-07-25 02:09:32 UTC  

why would one CHOOSE a cantelope or to avoid porn with no other outlet?

2019-07-25 02:09:51 UTC  

you could choose to put your penis IN an outlet

2019-07-25 02:09:54 UTC  

alternative 4

2019-07-25 02:10:05 UTC  

nah, most don't make that choice

2019-07-25 02:10:20 UTC  

they 'choose' to not discipline their impulses

2019-07-25 02:10:34 UTC  

but that requires effort and rational to expend that effort

2019-07-25 02:10:53 UTC  

i don't see any rational outside of you thinking it is bad

2019-07-25 02:11:19 UTC  

i have no fucking idea what this exchange is about hahahaha

2019-07-25 02:11:25 UTC  

im pretty drunk

2019-07-25 02:11:34 UTC  

lol; got yeah

2019-07-25 02:11:40 UTC  

🍻

2019-07-25 02:11:55 UTC  
2019-07-25 02:11:57 UTC  

just poured some wine. cheers, m8

2019-07-25 02:12:43 UTC  

no one cares dude; ask your question

2019-07-25 02:16:54 UTC  

Health Fascism

2019-07-25 02:17:06 UTC  

IF you are fat... we GAS you

2019-07-25 02:19:28 UTC  

1000 lashes with a wet noodle for being gay.

2019-07-25 02:19:36 UTC  

I said fat.

2019-07-25 02:22:49 UTC  

Nah, gays get train to no where

2019-07-25 02:23:11 UTC  

But no longer a train; it's a space ship with no space suits for return trip

2019-07-25 02:23:30 UTC  

Easy solution.

2019-07-25 02:23:47 UTC  

WE don't gas you.. we take away your gas.. and air supply

2019-07-25 02:26:29 UTC  

Faschy bae not giving Dell his time in the sun with his jokes.

2019-07-25 02:26:58 UTC  

Ich bin kein Nazi.

2019-07-25 02:27:03 UTC  

I just speak Nazi

2019-07-25 02:27:13 UTC  

D O C H

2019-07-25 02:27:22 UTC  

lol, Guile

2019-07-25 02:27:56 UTC  

Call-In Show... Superguile

2019-07-25 02:27:57 UTC  

that's one of German's swiss army knife words

2019-07-25 02:28:07 UTC  

don't i know it

2019-07-25 02:28:19 UTC  

my other fav is gameln

2019-07-25 02:28:52 UTC  

oder Arsegewicht

2019-07-25 02:30:00 UTC  

Thank god English doesn't have an equivalent to 'doch', hard enough arguing with german women with 'oh YES u did'