I've gotten reddit gold for some of my dumb shitposts and the "perks" that come with it are not anything I would ever use or want.

Because I moderate one of the larger subreddits, they gave me 3 months of reddit gold as appreciation. The timing was suspiciously close to the whole Chairman Pao shit

It was seriously strange. Like a retarded attempt at a bribe or something.

I know nothing of reddit, sorry cant relate that story

But it was more like. You see a gay dude steal a candy bar and he's like "i'll suck you off if you don't tell". You have no use for it.

Here's something you don't want in exchange for not doing something you weren't going to do

But yeah, reddit is fucking gay, sorry for rambling about that shit

No problem

Just hope you didn't catch any homo shrapnel is all

I think I duck and covered 😉

Reddit could disappear tomorrow

I don't care enough to do more than 2 school shootings

(JOKING

JOKING JOKING JOKING

Best thing on reddit though, is a subreddit called Old Ladies Baking Pies

it's just pictures of old ladies literally baking pies

People have no humor anymore.

but the post titles are like "Hot slut fingers and tastes her cream filling"

Lol

Shit like that is pretty funny

There's one where all it is is pictures this dude would take almost daily of his roommate sleeping

I like the weirdness factor on that one

I don't go look at it, but the idea is hilarious in a way

There's one i think called SFW Porn where they use mspaint or whatever to make porn images different

It's surprisingly got a lot of hilarious ones. There's another where people take blowjob pictures but edit out the penis, but leaving enough of it to fill in where it had covered the woman's lip/s

It's fucking creepy

wait

reddit is fucking gay

I thought I stopped this

fuck

I'm going to go do yard work. I am too drunk for this internet

Cheers

http://i.imgur.com/YslTaoO.jpg

Before I go

Spiderman Saves the Day

Realty Kings

https://imgur.com/a/WlM3e

Just had an arguement with my libby friends why being a hoe before getting married will lead to a less happy marrage. Of course, they blame it on a culture that makes people feel shame.

Because shame is bad, aparently.

Oh, now one wants a one world government. Can we hit the reset button on this country yet?

shame isn't bad.. ugh, its such a dumb reaction, shame is there to make you realize when you go to far in a situation

be insensitive -> feel ashamed and better yourself, or do they want people to talk however they want?