For the free mobile configuration, 5 or 10 second interstitial. Thus the IAP option to disable ads entirely for 5 bucks or something

Dude, an SNES version would be awesome

I know nothing about assembly

Tell you what though, if someone takes a crack at it I'll be happy to provide all of the game's art sources for conversion

"Clap alien cheeks" is trending on Twitter... we have truly fallen from the grace of God.

The desire to bone the galaxy is as old as time, friend

Some of these people just need to go stick their dicks in a black hole

You say that as though black hole is not an anime girl already

tf does clap alien cheeks mean?

I'm asking for uh a boomer that I know

Talking bout dat alien booty, @Clive

little green men? sounds ghey

i never hear of little green women

Did you just assume their gender?

either aliens are all men or they have evolved past gender and are complete asexual

"hey babe, which of the 74 genders do you wanna be tonight?"

Or they only send their men on suicide missions to earth

ALIENHU ACKBAR

ITS A TRAP

right now - ben shapiro saying he's going to tell us a lot about israeli politics today

-finally-

i'm always saying, why doesn't he ever talk about israel?

you mean US politics?

but I repeat myself

netanyahu (sp?)

nyet-yahoo

i wish he'd reveal what his wife does for a living

are you saying she's a doctor?

How are y'all today?

you sure?
if she was I'm sure he would have mentioned it

If you could swap all wealth and assets between any two people you have never met before... Who would you choose?

You

and

uhh

Trump

idk

Awe thanks. I would probably go Maxime Bernier and Soros

Lel

why those two?

I know who they are

If we swap using heads of state do we get that country's constitution? 🤔