Yeah Jacinda Arden wtc

Wtf

I hope her tits fall off too

You know I met Helen Clark a couple times

Fucken commie bitch

If I expat, it'll be to Poland or Hungary

Even as a fucken kid I could smell a commie from a mile away

I wish I could go live in the mountains of Germany

Arden just finished up what Clark started

just off in some tiny town

What you wanna yodel your days away?

bloody oath mate

You'd be better off is Switzerland

Yoda lay he hoooo

true but Germany has that special something

Same mountains, less muslims

I mean

Hitler was Austrian

Can't be a coincidence

Same same

Crap. I just got home and forgot to pick up creamer!

you dopey cunt

lol

You can use your personal cream mate

Just a few quick tugs

It’s my sister that wants the coffee creamer you fucking kiwi

Fucking Pacific Islanders are weird.

even better

I mean

You're close enough to Alabama yeah?

I hear banjos all of a sudden

Oh God

I’m yankee not southerner

I'm so sorry

I'm going to learn the banjo.

I'm actually out of breath just laughing

Nobody likes the banjo!

Fuck you, that's my heritage.

the banjo is a majestic instrument

You gonna find someone to duel with?

So who's Ned Beatty in this orchestra?