Message from @StormSplurge

Discord ID: 270939923966590987


2017-01-17 15:34:35 UTC  

complete the collection

2017-01-17 15:35:02 UTC  

I wonder how that kid would grow up and how he would feel once I tell him that when he's old enough

2017-01-17 15:35:20 UTC  

"son, the only reason you exist is, that I wanted to find a Japanese girl and produce a kid which represents the axis powers"

2017-01-17 15:35:45 UTC  

what if the cow is smarter than you and acts weird in order to look cool in front of hes friends

2017-01-17 15:36:18 UTC  

to whom does cow refer in this situation?

2017-01-17 15:36:23 UTC  

What is a nigger is smarter than you can acts dumb for free welfare

2017-01-17 15:36:36 UTC  

>nigger
>smart

2017-01-17 15:36:44 UTC  

Q: What separates humans from monkeys?

2017-01-17 15:36:55 UTC  

... The mediterranean sea!

2017-01-17 15:37:07 UTC  

Brain

2017-01-17 15:37:29 UTC  

If niggers are undeveloped why are there some successful?

2017-01-17 15:37:49 UTC  

Random luck

2017-01-17 15:37:54 UTC  

what phone should i get next?

2017-01-17 15:38:03 UTC  

has to be one i can get from a carrier

2017-01-17 15:38:06 UTC  

dont buy xiaomi

2017-01-17 15:38:17 UTC  

i went all aspergers on my s7 the other night

2017-01-17 15:38:18 UTC  

buy xiaomi

2017-01-17 15:38:19 UTC  

there have been reports in chinese smartphone forums of these things catching fire

2017-01-17 15:38:21 UTC  

Buy iPhone or Samsung

2017-01-17 15:38:28 UTC  
2017-01-17 15:38:31 UTC  

planning on moving from s7 to ip7

2017-01-17 15:38:46 UTC  
2017-01-17 15:39:44 UTC  

@OFFICIAL UNITEDSTATES are u same person i think u are

2017-01-17 15:39:47 UTC  

>falling for the apple jews

2017-01-17 15:40:09 UTC  

ik but it's the same amount as getting another s7 and it's really pretty

2017-01-17 15:40:34 UTC  

>buying electronics because they are pritty

2017-01-17 15:40:35 UTC  

post tits

2017-01-17 15:41:02 UTC  

i have real reasons too

2017-01-17 15:41:39 UTC  

the S7 doesn't run stock android which means that I have to install xposed and the like to get it to a version of android that i can use comfortably

2017-01-17 15:42:24 UTC  

the only offerring with stock android is the Pixel which doesn't come in blue in Canada and also doesn't have a lot of features which typically would justify the high price

2017-01-17 15:43:20 UTC  

the iPhone 128GB is the same price as either the S7 or the Pixel, and it has alot of exclusive features which would be really useful, and knowing that jailbreaking would void my warranty would lead me to spend less time ricing and ruining the stability of my phone

2017-01-17 15:45:19 UTC  

is there such a thing as a stable smartphone already?

2017-01-17 15:45:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/270941664925843457/6adcab89-ee5c-454e-8ec8-827ce5544a5b185602385.jpg

2017-01-17 15:46:31 UTC  

whats inside

2017-01-17 15:46:36 UTC  

Fuck it looked smaller on the webpage

2017-01-17 15:46:46 UTC  

Fucking chinks, everything they make is too small

2017-01-17 15:46:52 UTC  

But the one thing I would want small is big

2017-01-17 15:47:22 UTC  

return it then

2017-01-17 15:47:33 UTC  

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2017-01-17 15:48:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/270942363705147392/c38b6563-c331-464d-aeee-03f98efbb4c1-893444951.jpg