you're not my father retard

Lolwut

given that fact screwing my mother is a pretty jackass move

feds gonna fed I guess

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wouldn't be the worst thing they've done to the people who pay their salary

@Legalize Can we get an announcement on the announcements page? "Spader's mom only does anal."

I'd tell you to take it back but clearly you haven't the decency or respect to make that request worthwhile

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist lay off that, dude. Even for you it's not funny.

@Mandatory Carry no u

Reminder that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah isn't a story of God getting upset that a couple cities had some pride parades and were into kink, but that they were genuinely filled with wicked people, to the point where the only ones they could find that weren't rapists, thieves or murderers constituted one family

reminder that "I screwed your mom" digs are retard tier shitposting that demonstrate nothing beyond you're a coward who speaks things behind a keyboard you wouldn't say to a person's face

idk who your kidding, my friends and i throughout the years have told eachother that countless times

Keyword being friends

negatory

Are you saying that you don't consider everyone you talk to on the internet to be a friend?

no, they are just my dad

Wew

I suppose I shouldn't joke, one of my friends in high school believed that in the early days of chat rooms.

Well, 'early days' it was somewhere around 1998-2001.

If you shittalk strangers/aquaintances like you shittalk your friends you've got some hard lessons coming your way

that

The "I had sex with your mom" is basically just the white version of "muh dick"

but my mom always told me never to talk to strangers

Your mother is smart, kind, and generous.

https://youtu.be/2ulsCVEhHeQ

Fukn dead

no shes not @McFansy

how dare you make such assumptions, i find that offensive

She should be

Rate my Halloween costume

Wall Constructor Trump?

a head on a pair of jeans, with a hammer?

It's a hammer and sickle

no thats a stick

wtf is that nat geo video

amazing is what it is

hmm

(((cloudy)))?

http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1572575316722.gif

Lol. Imagine genuinely crying about something every neurotypical male has ever engaged in.