Message from @Mandatory Carry

Discord ID: 639932335390982145


2019-11-01 20:37:56 UTC  

To think Enemy at the gates was one of my favorite movies and I rooted for the Soviets when I was younger

2019-11-01 20:40:27 UTC  

Gross.

2019-11-01 20:44:20 UTC  

Hacksaw Ridge is better than Saving Private Ryan

2019-11-01 20:44:22 UTC  

change my mind

2019-11-01 20:54:49 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist
Didn't hurt me at all and I'm a little bit of both...
@A. Spader
Sorry, no.
One is an absolutely true story (well, no, but even with the Medal Of Honor citation the believability meter peaked out and broke), the other is a well made, well intentioned, generally believable but ultimately fictional story.
¿If you like I can try lying to you?

2019-11-01 20:55:15 UTC  

@A. Spader 's mom is a decent lay for a fat chick. Change my mind.

2019-11-01 20:56:02 UTC  
2019-11-01 20:56:51 UTC  

I didn't say one was a better documentary

2019-11-01 20:57:00 UTC  

I said one was *better*

2019-11-01 20:57:13 UTC  

SPR is a great story, but it's fiction.
HR is a true story... And not even the whole story.

2019-11-01 20:57:41 UTC  

so you're agreeing with me then?

2019-11-01 20:57:44 UTC  

very confused

2019-11-01 20:57:45 UTC  

Yes.

2019-11-01 20:58:50 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist following in the time honored tradition of invoking religion while being a sodomite I see

2019-11-01 20:59:05 UTC  

really I shouldn't be surprised

2019-11-01 20:59:22 UTC  

after all, "Peter's successors" have done the same for thousands of years

2019-11-01 21:01:01 UTC  

Lol what?

2019-11-01 21:01:14 UTC  

Your mom's a man?

2019-11-01 21:02:07 UTC  

>thinking it's only sodomy if its homosexual

2019-11-01 21:02:14 UTC  

wew

2019-11-01 21:02:38 UTC  

Wait...
¿I'm not a sodomite? 😲😲😲😲

2019-11-01 21:07:29 UTC  

So your mom only does anal...?

2019-11-01 21:07:45 UTC  

Weird admission, fam.

2019-11-01 21:07:46 UTC  

you're not my father retard

2019-11-01 21:08:09 UTC  

Lolwut

2019-11-01 21:08:14 UTC  

given that fact screwing my mother is a pretty jackass move

2019-11-01 21:08:33 UTC  

feds gonna fed I guess

2019-11-01 21:09:11 UTC  

<:huh:593204345537822741>

2019-11-01 21:09:14 UTC  

wouldn't be the worst thing they've done to the people who pay their salary

2019-11-01 21:09:44 UTC  

@Legalize Can we get an announcement on the announcements page? "Spader's mom only does anal."

2019-11-01 21:13:03 UTC  

I'd tell you to take it back but clearly you haven't the decency or respect to make that request worthwhile

2019-11-01 21:14:29 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist lay off that, dude. Even for you it's not funny.

2019-11-01 21:20:13 UTC  
2019-11-01 21:23:58 UTC  

Reminder that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah isn't a story of God getting upset that a couple cities had some pride parades and were into kink, but that they were genuinely filled with wicked people, to the point where the only ones they could find that weren't rapists, thieves or murderers constituted one family

2019-11-01 21:26:03 UTC  

reminder that "I screwed your mom" digs are retard tier shitposting that demonstrate nothing beyond you're a coward who speaks things behind a keyboard you wouldn't say to a person's face

2019-11-01 21:29:37 UTC  

idk who your kidding, my friends and i throughout the years have told eachother that countless times

2019-11-01 21:30:01 UTC  

Keyword being friends

2019-11-01 21:30:14 UTC  

negatory

2019-11-01 21:30:32 UTC  

Are you saying that you don't consider everyone you talk to on the internet to be a friend?

2019-11-01 21:30:42 UTC  

no, they are just my dad

2019-11-01 21:30:53 UTC  

Wew