Message from @Kombat-Unit
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Good ol Niggeria
World wide weird news is a satire fake news sight ...
Sure
>hanging out with girl I've been fucking for the past 3 months
>watching Netflix
>she asks me about my celebrity crushes
>i tell her
>i ask her about her celebrity crushes
>she starts going on and on about Idris Elba (pic related)
>doesn't mention any other celebrity
>i get all quiet because nigger
>she senses it
>"oh, so you gotta problem with a white girl finding a black guy attractive"
>i say, "No I don't. If you want to fuck a black guy, by all means...."
>she says, "So what's the problem then?"
>i hesitate
>she's still in college and blue-pilled as all get out
>argument incoming, so not in the mood.
>"i don't want to date a girl who is willing to have sex with a black guy".
>she gets all quiet
>eventually tells me that I'm a racist piece of shit and starts gathering her things
>to my surprise, i don't stop her
>zero interest in fucking her now
>she puts on her jacket while staring me down
>i don't make eye contact with her
>i don't apologize either. just want her to leave without damaging anything
>she pours her drink on my lap and then walks out the front door
>go grab a towel and start soaking up the drink from my couch
>my phone beeps
>she puts what just happened on full blast using her facebook account
>i struggle with the thought and defending myself
>decide not to. i really don't want to date a white girl who would fuck a black guy
>that's the truth, not going to pretend to be something i'm not
>let the cards fall where they may and see what happens
>29 people unfriend me within the next 10 minutes
>half of those people were my friends before I even met this bitch
What have you faggots done to me?
I'm like all racist now and I'm losing all of my friends.
Like the enquirer or the Onion
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/09/un-moves-malawi-staff-vampire-scare
No need to make up shit when it comes to Africa.
But does it really seem satire when it says Nigeria? Lol
I just now saw that site for the first time
@Hadrian >i say, "No I don't. If you want to fuck a black guy, by all means...."
What the absolute fuck.
That is the point of good satire is it is made to be believable. I don’t doubt simpler has happened there thew
Surprised the site isnt shut down for making "satire" of African niggers lol
Just be an open nazi bro.
I couldn't pretend to be okay with racial cuckoldry for any pussy.
@Kombat-Unit Its from /pol/, not actually me
Phew.
I had a captain on my boat whos idea of Elites and blood-sacrifice shit is actually believing in Vampire conspiracies lol
>mfw I don't have a woman to fuck, even a wannabe mudshark
I think the Alex Jones crowd believes in psychic vampires.
He really pushed me to be open about my "ideas" or conspiracy stuff... I said that cant happen in the workplace. Had to keep reiterating lol
Got tax refunds just a day before independence day, I was supposed to do some work shit the day after that but it got cancelled so I get to go to a nazi gig after the demos, fuck YES.
And hang around with bros all night listening to RAC after giga demo. Doesn't get better.
I think he got the idea when i made the joke the day after Manson died that we lost another American Hero.
First time I saw him get kinda irked.
@Hadrian Chin up, it could be worse, you could be fucking a mudshark.
Not getting shit for refunds this next season
Oddly enough its because I spent the whole year as a travelling Nazi on unemployment lol
Not getting shit for refunds this next season
🤔
Fair point
@AltCelt(IL) I got like sad 400 euros, but it's not bad considering I don't pay shit to ZOG lol.
I do have a girl that I'm seeing, semi serious, but no sex yet
Im back on the river making the good $$ so Ill def be paying them
Then again my brother is on assitance bc of his health, so I really consider that to be where my money goes in some context
I have a girl on my street I fuck regularly, but she's crazy and degenerate so it was doomed from the start, but it's too close and beats jacking off so.
At least doesn't mind nazi stuff.
Ah
The ol neighborhood girl lol
Yeah I haven't dropped the truly hard redpills yet
What's up with you not committing to a woman, Kombat?
Had one around for about 10 years lmao