Did I stuttues

Stutter

Your ferrari will actually get you laid.

You only have a moped you do not have a ferrari

That's the biggest difference, that and a fountain pen won't.

"but but muh mont blanc everynoe thinks they're worth $$$"

"But But my homo sapiens bu.. Buuuu..."

Lol

((( @Legalize ))) Cries out in pain as he strikes you

Like the point of a nice quill

See him cry as he learns the pen is not mightier than your sword

You are just upset quills are more OG that fountain pens

These dude won't even post his hand.

So you know his writing is garbage regardless of what he uses.

All your fountain pens smell like indian farts.

Did you ever spray someone in the face with your fountain pen?

Like in the old timey movies

You'd need a vac filler for that, and all he's got is converter pens.

TFW he claims he's into it for all these reasons and doesn't even have a vintage parker

He wouldn't know what a snorkel was if someone shoved it up his (((nose))).

Yeah, well nice googling it there you fake penthusiast

You guys all giving Legalize guff, but I GARENTEE you all haven't leaned down and seductively explained to a lovely lady the difference between a drip style pen and a fountain pen.

Lets just say you're gonna get reactions.

a drip style?

She's already dripping baby

hey, dudes

@The Bitter Draught I've accidently sprayed ink. Its terrible. That Ink is instant perma stain.

https://www.amazon.com/Moonman-Eyedropper-Fountain-Original-Transparent/dp/B07T6572MD/

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer basically yes they realize vagina is good lol

I love spraying ink it's my quink

Quirky and kink combined?

yeah, well there's lots of things you've not enjoyed my son.

That was fast

I bet you complain about Noodler's because of his messaging

Some of his other works

I've heard many people say they won't buy from Nathan because of his, "grotesque politics"

He's a libertardian

Very critical of the fed and the monetary policy

which has pissed a lot of people off