@Catboi you see a dog on the side of the road and it's badly wounded. What do you do?

That depends on the breed

If it's just a rat dog probably out it out of its miserable existence

Says the cat person

If it's a larger breed has better potential to heal

soygon of swindon

he just made too much of a meme out of himself

turned into a lolcow

I work 14hr shifts 7days a week, I don't have time for a dog

Cats take care of themselves

The cat takes care of you

They domesticated us

She does take care of me. Keeps me warm when I manage to sleep.

I have had a cat before. It's a Faustian deal at best

Because the women in North Dakota aren't worth the time

Or at least the ones in oil country

Have you tried bears?

No sorry, not into men

You do you though

@grawrant no literal bears

Oh

Not many around these parts

But I'm sure make a great pet

I meant instead of women not instead of cats

If probably take it to work with me and scare the damn water haulers

Okay so if instead of women, I already disapproved of hairy men, and if not instead of cats then not the animal.

Is there another reference I'm missing

You're almost there

A literal bear, the animal, instead of women

So yeah, in lieu of cats, get a bear instead

If I got an actual bear, I could probably take it to work with me

I figure out would be easier

Presents its challenges upfront

You could ride it to work.

Especially when it snows real bad.

I spend 99% of my work night sitting in my pickup driving to locations just to connect my laptop to the drives

But a bear would eliminate the need for telling people to leave me alone when I am working

Do you need an exotic animal license for a bear? They are indigenous

So would a lack of showering

I already don't shower, I layer up so much FR it doesn't matter

If I work alone and don't interact with other human beings, I don't really see the point in taking the time