Soft shell crab is peak

You dog eats clay?

Yeah dude I live in Georgia

Ha! Makes sense.

My dog is retarded

Born in a dumpster covered in maggots

Probably soothes her tummy.

No that's what the grass is for

She's just dumb and has poor motor control

Her teeth are kinda worn down from chewing rocks

I had a dog that would eat the bark off of cedar trees. Vet said it was due to stomach upset.

She's a real cutie tho some kinda lab Pitt mix

My last dog broke all her teeth chewing rocks

All the toys in the world, would always find a rock to play with

Or "breed that is technically not a pit because of some good PR branding choices but is basically a Pitt"

That's pretty dumb. We had a shop dog in a machine shop that would chew the long stringers that came off the lathe, and slice open his gums and paws, as they can be razor sharp.

She was also lab pit, looked like a blonde pitbull

Jesus christ yeah they're sharp

I won't even look at them

Bad memories from college

And that was an art class not even fab class

If you have problems with a lathe, you were probably an art major

We've had at least three pits; great dogs. Only violent dogs we ever had was a Chow Chow. He was an asshole.

Lmao I'm a programmer even worse

I had a chow growing up, never had issues with her

"hey what's this thing do"

CNC Programmer?

With a name like slowed probably python

No those fucking vector files drive me nuts

@grawrant ding ding ding ding

Ha

Called it

I do data engineering

I'm grossly overpaid

I'm an operations engineer

Don't tell my boss though he's about to promote me

Also grossly overpaid

My coworker who's been there a year longer and is a much stronger engineer gets paid less bc he can't negotiate

It's fun when you can't tell if you make too much or too little for the work you do

I'm an FFL, so I'm poor.

I had an FFL like 5years ago