I get multiple emails for hte same jobs with slightly different titles

Ye kek they wanna get the *p e r f e c t* candidate. You just gotta lie your way into being that guy

I've come to the opinion that any company who is only interested in hiring through recruiters doesn't give a shit

Is AltWrite a real thing?
Is this something I'm gonna see on CNN in a few days as new hate symbol?

God I hope so

Someone should write an article to send to CNN or WaPo about it

They'd probably print it no question

Save money.

Write with some. Chew on some. Just throw some away. Doesn't matter.

A chair made out of the extra pens in this box.

Because there are so many.

A good quality pencil is archival

a fountain pen is not

@Legalize Graphite me bro

Don't step to him he's gonna erase you.

This will just lead to conflict.

Seriously though

Graphite is in space

@Legalize * wew
* based
* unironically

Fountain Pens are in the hands of street shitters

Which would you prefer

I think no man can be a street shitter when he holds a fountain pen in his hand.

Well you say that but....

As the population of Indian CEOs in the Bay has increased so has street shitting?

You think this is just a coincidence?

It'll take 2 months to get here

just go to a whole saler

will colst like 400 bucks

You don't have 400 bucks?

If you have 400 bucks why are you asking for money from others 🤔

This sounds like some kind of socialism

Wow

well I'm against NAZIs

I know its been beaten to death

But you could save money by buying matt a couple gross of ballpoints

and one perfect fountain pen

"perfect"

lul

To sort of demonstrate how 288 or more cheap ballpoints pale beside one fountain pen.

He'll just end up using all 288 before he uses the fountain pen once