But I also want a non-bastard son

What a predicament

@Catboi because hes not retarded

@Catboi
Ping doesn't read them.

We need to save Matt

Start super chatting him divorce stats

And alimony rates and laws

also counter signaling the hosts personal life that we know nothing about... not a good look

@Obrimos
Get married and you'll never see your kid.

@UnrelatedComa It’s to save him

@Catboi are you going to fix your name at some point?

Mostly joking it is kinda rude to do that

My name is fixed

Just like my big nigger brain

While he's raised by a single mom who let's the Tyrone she's fucking hit and/or rape him.

oof

cant a mod rename this guy? isnt that a thing?

Yeah not happening

@UnrelatedComa
Yes.

The mods here won't steppy on my free speech rights

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist wait why would that happen if I got married?

Definitely more likely if you just have a kid out of wedlock that the woman will loyally stay with you... They're known for that.

@Catboi gay

I won’t do that

I don’t want a bastard son

@UnrelatedComa no wonder you can't get laid

lol y'all are fired up

@Obrimos
Because women are fucking awful, and Jews reward them for being awful.

cant get laid? bro ive been dropping the best advice in here

Yeah right.

That’s true

My advice was the best, knitting circle pussy is so easy man

@UnrelatedComa
Wrong.

they're all drunk and horny

That would be me.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist how do you make sure the woman is white?

Jews be like “yes goyim, marry the single mother”

Seeing as I'm the only non-nigger here, you should probably listen.

I’m not a nigger

I’m aryan as fuck

ENGLISH CHAD DNA