Message from @UnrelatedComa

Discord ID: 648995877985189901


2019-11-26 21:15:59 UTC  

The odds are too stacked against me to take the risk

2019-11-26 21:16:13 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Why aren't you warning Matt more with superchats?

2019-11-26 21:16:15 UTC  

5% chance is better than the pull rate on most gacha games

2019-11-26 21:16:17 UTC  

He's getting married soon

2019-11-26 21:16:17 UTC  

But I also want a non-bastard son

2019-11-26 21:16:22 UTC  

What a predicament

2019-11-26 21:16:31 UTC  

@Catboi because hes not retarded

2019-11-26 21:16:40 UTC  

@Catboi
Ping doesn't read them.

2019-11-26 21:16:53 UTC  

We need to save Matt

2019-11-26 21:16:59 UTC  

Start super chatting him divorce stats

2019-11-26 21:17:04 UTC  

And alimony rates and laws

2019-11-26 21:17:07 UTC  

also counter signaling the hosts personal life that we know nothing about... not a good look

2019-11-26 21:17:12 UTC  

@Obrimos
Get married and you'll never see your kid.

2019-11-26 21:17:19 UTC  

@UnrelatedComa It’s to save him

2019-11-26 21:17:24 UTC  

@Catboi are you going to fix your name at some point?

2019-11-26 21:17:28 UTC  

Mostly joking it is kinda rude to do that

2019-11-26 21:17:31 UTC  

My name is fixed

2019-11-26 21:17:37 UTC  

Just like my big nigger brain

2019-11-26 21:17:46 UTC  

While he's raised by a single mom who let's the Tyrone she's fucking hit and/or rape him.

2019-11-26 21:17:54 UTC  

oof

2019-11-26 21:17:55 UTC  

cant a mod rename this guy? isnt that a thing?

2019-11-26 21:17:56 UTC  

Yeah not happening

2019-11-26 21:18:07 UTC  
2019-11-26 21:18:27 UTC  

The mods here won't steppy on my free speech rights

2019-11-26 21:18:30 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist wait why would that happen if I got married?

2019-11-26 21:18:32 UTC  

Definitely more likely if you just have a kid out of wedlock that the woman will loyally stay with you... They're known for that.

2019-11-26 21:18:38 UTC  
2019-11-26 21:18:40 UTC  

I won’t do that

2019-11-26 21:18:45 UTC  

I don’t want a bastard son

2019-11-26 21:18:51 UTC  

@UnrelatedComa no wonder you can't get laid

2019-11-26 21:18:53 UTC  

lol y'all are fired up

2019-11-26 21:19:12 UTC  

@Obrimos
Because women are fucking awful, and Jews reward them for being awful.

2019-11-26 21:19:15 UTC  

cant get laid? bro ive been dropping the best advice in here

2019-11-26 21:19:22 UTC  

Yeah right.

2019-11-26 21:19:25 UTC  

That’s true

2019-11-26 21:19:31 UTC  

My advice was the best, knitting circle pussy is so easy man

2019-11-26 21:19:32 UTC  
2019-11-26 21:19:37 UTC  

they're all drunk and horny

2019-11-26 21:19:38 UTC  

That would be me.

2019-11-26 21:19:52 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist how do you make sure the woman is white?

2019-11-26 21:19:52 UTC  

Jews be like “yes goyim, marry the single mother”