😂

Y'all I was workin late on the car today and I had to stop and come inside because it was getting so windy

Felt like a pussy

lol

But at the same time I didn't want to get smashed by a branch

Yeah that's what a pussy would do

And my back hurt anyway

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I have so many dead trees rn

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Cost money to get them torn down

>her

>trans

you mean your older brother bro

@Catboi yeah that's the one

few beers, buddy with a chain saw, weekend so no government works around, work done!

at least he's being sterilized, please tellme he hasn't reproduced.

Time for a shot

@Praxi never doing that again

I've almost died 4 times from doing drunk tree work in college

all though, buddy had a climbing rig, was like wtf, why do you have that, you are like #250 and a plumber, you never go more than 5' above ground level.

definitely a balmer peak to it @slowed

@Praxi well 3 separate days but 4 events. I was really confident one of those days lol

lol

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist slowly red pilling the other donaters. Soon they won't be able to read any superchats.

Ran out of chain lube and was too lazy to get more

Figured im like 3 inches away from finishing this branch

What's the worst that could happen

So what did end up happening? Chain snap?

Nah I did the one arm lean and it gripped and threw me off the branch

I was way too drunk and dumb to be doing that kinda work

I use to do mop up on clear cuts. They made us wear chaps. Wondered why when I first started. Can't tell you how many times I set a still spinning chain saw down on my chaps after a 14 hour day lol

But the frat didn't have the money that year to pay for a professional

Ohhhhh yeah them thick boi chaps

Great for when you gotta do work on your knees too

@Catboi that one is a free bee for ya

lol ya, more comfy than knee pads 😉

So you do seem to know alot about faggots and trannies. I wasn't wrong about you.

You are part of the "demographic shift" you were talking about.

lol