And then..

Herr Doktor?

😲 absolutely shocked.

why

just why

I do not want to know

She's going through a phase 😔

It's a tough time.

my mom went through the same phase

My condolences.

>catcuck

Cuckcat

Okay cool

But like

Don’t send that info to me... that’s some weird shit

Again cool but like stop DM-ing this shit

I can't, I'm asking the important questions here.

Weird as shit fam...

Just y tho...?

No one asked.

literally no one

I don’t really care about that honest, I’m not going to get a “PhD”

@Neon_Flipflop
Oh...

Are you actually a woman or something?

Lol I’d hope so

Imagine wanting to be a fake doctor instead of a mom!🤣

"Oh what do you do?"

#catmom

"I pretend to be a doctor on the internet instead of raising a new human being I created."

🤣

🤣

🤣

😂 this is beyond entertaining.

>#catmom
>human being
pressing x on that

"Also I'm going to die alone."

🤣