Still gotta wrap.

And find a Xmas gift for my sister and her super gay wife.

I got msot of it done a while ago but there's an unending delivery of shit

oh damn

I'm beginning to suspect my sister might be gay.

One of them is in the joke too long.

well just don't get in a car with them

It's a Subaru. No one would get in one of those.

I actually think I want an Outback after the current car goes

I'm afraid you might be a lesbian.

we do a lot of skiing

and its east coast skiing so the roads are all mush

need some 4WD

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>wife
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Yarp

I mean, is the wife cool at least?

or are they pierced and purple haired

with signifcant weight issues

Fortunately they're not like that lol. Lipstick lesbians for sure.

The wife voted Trump. My sister wasnt pleased, but she doesn't vote at all so she doesn't count.

They sound pretty tolerable to celebrate the holidays with

Oh yeah I'm just giving them a hard time. Just don't know what to get the two of them.

scissors?

Gross

Hole punches

oh jesus

Get a fister for you sister.

I'll be downtown, so I'll probably grab a date night restaurant gift card.

hey thats not a bad idea

Giftcards are the gayest gift

just give them cash

Imagine caring so little about your sister that you let her pretend to be married to a woman...

if you're that lame, just give cash.

Ignore the grinch

How is it grinch to say give cash.

If I was a grinch I'd say give that dyke a gay conversion book.

Ehhh, I wanna force them to go to a specific place.

As long as it's not sushi it's probably fine. They eat that all the time.

Lol

I never thought of it this way, but gift cards are gay, so it is kind of a fitting gift. 🤔

See, i knew I was right