Keep telling yourself that private

Whereas you trying to gaslight me just makes you look retarded.

Lol. You know you can see my rank in that picture, right?

3 Chevron's very much does not equal private.

Just cuz you prefer having sex with 2s and 3s and I prefer going to church and helping out with the kids doesn't mean you should lie about being military

Or call me creepy

@AlexandertheBased
Lol. You literally have sex with 2 and 3 year olds.

Nice job private you saved Israel

🤣

No, he just tries to

They reject him too

Mission done but we need to make sure Israel is saved so we'll need to deploy you to Iraq

@AlexandertheBased
Protip number 2?
Insulting the military also doesn't get to me. I only posted that shit to show how divorced from reality you are.

Aren't you woke on the military anyway?

@BernieBro was allowed in... that's all anyone needs to know

@Catboi
Exactly my point.

Dude aren't u a 30 year old boomer?

He seems to think I'm deeply invested in it.

Because he's retarded.

Haha u are if anything goes down, you're the first to go save Israel

I'm trying to remember the last time I heard someone who was in the Military say good things about it

Having real trouble

Pretty much.

Well... it's frat like.

That's a plus.

the army helps kids

Lol let's shot gun some brews in the army

lose their legs

Before we save the Jews

Theyre our greatest ally

@AlexandertheBased
Yeah... Male bonding is a good thing.

Not the way you do itv

Just look at how much fun the server has calling you a retard.

Thats just gay

Lol... you're literally a tranny?

I'm pretty sure all the instances of retard come from calling Alex a retard

I know I like to entertain the fools on the web

The big men behind the keyboards hahaha let's go save Israel

I thought it was fulls.

Like fullproof.

And somehow everyone I meet is a vet