It was women's idea of work

ISNT IT IRONIC

Ie something that comes naturally to their biology and is required of them

yet all they want is praise for it

ridiculous really... 😸

*~miracle of life~*

if only there was a miracle of wife

but you never hear that phrase do you

my sappy love stories beg to differ

bust out the harlequin man

*cat*

🤔

but have you been blacked

what

hopefully not

that's a dealbreaker for me

burn the coal, pay the toll

i drink with this lady who either talks about her cat or all the black men she sleeps with

she like 50 and has black teeth

Ovid... Join the fucking military

yeah hard pass

black teeth 🤢

no

Every time Blonde goes to pee, DRINK!

What was that guy's username? I have a job for him

@Ovid praying for you buddy. gl on your job search

ya she is obsessed with basketball and watches all the games and seeing as i am from Toronto she gets really into talking about the Raptors. and i only passively watched the games while working at sports bars :/

@ovid I know someone

Sporst are fake and gay

@Ovid I know someone

I'd rather watch harry potter anime TBH

@Catboi are you my soul mate?

I could probably get him hired on an installation crew, for conveyors or solar panels

@Zoey I'm your catm8

@Catboi *exciting*

Yeah, I thught you'd find it ameowsing

now I've been Catcucked too 😦

Wat

Just how it is bro

I'm furrocious

**UwU** *rawr*