Seattle, Fresno, Phoenix, and Chicago

Would rather keep living than go to California, tbh...

I could do Chimpcongo.

no confirmed cases in Africa yet

only aids there

Africa might destroy the virus like they have destroyed everything else it touches.

^

How is it fair that the gooks get a plague and I don't...?

Do you eat bats?

Obviously.

Do you eat rats? Do you eat cats?

If it moves, you must eat it.

China just got busted smuggling 10 tons of Beaver Penises from Canada in a wood shipment.

I just want a nice, soothing plague where you quietly drift off to sleep and don't wake up.

Is that too much to ask for?

You want sleeping sickness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalitis_lethargica

Exactly.

How do I get that?

dunno

Nick nick nick nick nick nick nick, Nickelodeon!
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@Unironic Ohio Supremecist I think you have to eat ass.

@McFansy
I really don't.

"I think you have to eat ass." Is the beginning of how most bizarre insane diseases begin for some reason!?

Eating ass is degenerate

@Obrimos
Ok incel.

I’d rather be a virgin my whole life than eat ass once

But you do both...?

No

I don’t eat ass

(X)

Its a Chinese bio weapon, it didn't come from bats stop being naïve

I AM THE UBERMENSCH

"Ubermensch"? Aren't you still fornicating with catbois?

do not insult your superior @Unironic Ohio Supremecist

>superior
Lol. We've been over this. I am better than you by every imaginable metric.

I can sing way better than you and I am much more attractive

and I have more determination and will power

you drink yourself to sleep in your own puke.

👌