Message from @Unironic Ohio Supremecist
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Something about a ring makes their jaws hurt...
Oh yeah, of course.
Weird how putting them in a position where they have complete power over a man and his family results in them dropping any pretense of giving a fuck about anyone else.
*W E I R D*
really makes you think
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@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
Feels bad man...
You guys think blonde cheats on her husband
no
No, but he probably cheats on her
Hard to say. She seems inappropriatly aware of her own neuroses, and that leads me to believe they're not nearly as well managed as she'd like to think.
@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
She's a military spouse...
I'd say about a 90% chance she does.
The amount of attention a chick gets in her line of work doesn't lend itself to good odds.
Plus what Kevin just said.
Dependathots for daaaiiiss
And she's sitting like Humpty Dumpty on the Wall, just waiting for some 20 yr old to come along and convincer her she can climb down on the 20s side of it, instead of falling on over.
Could have eliminated 90% of the shit I had to deal with if my troops weren't allowed to get married.
Thus^
Enlisted should not be allowed to be married until E5 or after 4 years
Or if the ucmj applied to dependas
French Foreign Legion has that right
If the ucmj sodomy regs applied to house whores, you bet your ass they'd keep their rancid twats closed.
>oh, your whore wife fucked your best friend while you were on deployment and now you two can't be in the same room?
So good for unit morale...
She and Tyrone cleaned out your whole house except for the fucking bathroom mirror? No, private, I don't think you should jump out the barracks window.
Should've let him jump. It was fucking sand and only two stories.
>oh your wife invited her best friend to stay with you for a week? Good to go.
>oh... it's a "he"...? Devil... no...
Lmao. They were best buds in high school.
Don't smack get around either, we'll have to give you the equivalent of a felony conviction for that.
>oh, you're wife's four months pregnant after we got off a 6 month deployment...?
Weird....
immaculate conception
Lol. If it wasn't in scripture, I'd wonder if the rabbis had the right of that one.
@Make Jerusalem Christian Again
And if he fucks her best friend out of revenge? CO is sure as shit writing up 134 charges the hour he hears about it.
@Unironic Ohio Supremecist yea...
God forbid the CO is a she...
Lmao.
There's a female LT in one of our armor cos