True.

I've never counter signaled the institution as a whole.

Getting married in the current year +n is a poor life choice, tho.

It rewards females with the objective of their lawfare against you.

Though it still probably wouldn't have worked for me even back then, because I despise women so much.

But before Clown World I at least understand why people did it.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist I suspect your disposition towards females is at least in part due to your expierence with modern marriage.

Lol. Sure.

Not that it's a prerequisite. single bitches suck too. Ironically they suck the best.

Something about a ring makes their jaws hurt...

Oh yeah, of course.

Weird how putting them in a position where they have complete power over a man and his family results in them dropping any pretense of giving a fuck about anyone else.

*W E I R D*

really makes you think

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@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
Feels bad man...

You guys think blonde cheats on her husband

no

No, but he probably cheats on her

Hard to say. She seems inappropriatly aware of her own neuroses, and that leads me to believe they're not nearly as well managed as she'd like to think.

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
She's a military spouse...

I'd say about a 90% chance she does.

The amount of attention a chick gets in her line of work doesn't lend itself to good odds.

Plus what Kevin just said.

Dependathots for daaaiiiss

And she's sitting like Humpty Dumpty on the Wall, just waiting for some 20 yr old to come along and convincer her she can climb down on the 20s side of it, instead of falling on over.

Could have eliminated 90% of the shit I had to deal with if my troops weren't allowed to get married.

Thus^

Or if their whore wives just stopped cheating...

Enlisted should not be allowed to be married until E5 or after 4 years

Or if the ucmj applied to dependas

French Foreign Legion has that right

If the ucmj sodomy regs applied to house whores, you bet your ass they'd keep their rancid twats closed.

>oh, your whore wife fucked your best friend while you were on deployment and now you two can't be in the same room?

So good for unit morale...

She and Tyrone cleaned out your whole house except for the fucking bathroom mirror? No, private, I don't think you should jump out the barracks window.

Should've let him jump. It was fucking sand and only two stories.

>oh your wife invited her best friend to stay with you for a week? Good to go.
>oh... it's a "he"...? Devil... no...

Lmao. They were best buds in high school.

Don't smack get around either, we'll have to give you the equivalent of a felony conviction for that.